I Am A Homebrewer & I Vow Never To.......

[Lactobacillus]

... use raw chicken in my recipe, regardless of what the Limeys of ancient days thought of it!

 

[mikem108]

Let Megaswill pass my lips unless its disguised as a Microbrew

 

[Steve]

...STOP pouring it into the dish of the day that I am preparing :beer:

Cheers
Steve

 

[RobW]

..... run out of beer

 

[Steve Lacey]

...bang on about how I'm going to go professional some day

(of course, some vows are made to be broken)

 

[peas_and_corn]

buy Coca-Cola brand beer (aargh!!!)

 

[delboy]

i vow never to comment in this thread again

del

 

[brendanos]

gud thred


I think I got an idea of the yeast Devo vowed never to put in his beer...

 

[InCider]

Take on Lion Nathan or CUB

 

[frogman]

Take on Lion Nathan or CUB

Shouldn't that be "Never lower my standards too" Rather than take on?

FROGMAN.

 

[TerritoryBrew]

... Never to buy VB, wrestle a monkey, drink VB, throw a dwarf, think about VB, sleep with my sister or put the word 'Premium' on my label.

Ohhh....

And...

Never, ever, put S*#t on someone elses homebrew, unless it is constructive.

I also pledge never to appear, again, in a K-Mart catalogue as a hand model or use the word never.

 

[THE DRUNK ARAB]

...to allow my daughter to drop a half eaten Mars Bar into the run-off again!

 

[mika]

Hmmmm.....chocolately goo :chug:

 

[Adamt]

Mars Bar porter! I claim thee!

 

[reVoxAHB]

I Am A Homebrewer & I Vow Never To.......

Test my beer on small animals eg No Animal Cruelty will take place in the production of my brew.

 

[Pumpy]

put hops in my pillow at night whilst they smell nice ,they broke open in the bed and jee they are itchy and now the missus has a nasty rash and blames me !!!


pumpy :blink:

 

[Batz]

Win the crash test dummy award for a least 12 months :blink:

Batz

 

[frogman]

Test my beer on small animals eg No Animal Cruelty will take place in the production of my brew.

For those of us less politically correct could you recommend any small animals that are good to add to beer production?

I'm always willing to try something new.

 

[mika]

Anything that doesn't have a lot of hair and doesn't like sweet liquids.
You don't want the little buggers drinking their way out.

 

[Pumpy]

Never make an "Australian style Lager" for mega swill drinkers, ever again.

I done that and it tasted so good I gunna make some more
Pumpy