How Drunk Were You?

[brett mccluskey]

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you threw my hamster on the floor and said: Pikachu, I choose you!"

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you were in my closet yelling, "where the f#%k is Narnia?".

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.."

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo."

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude you asked my cat why he killed Mufasa"

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude you hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOURE BACK!"

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude we found you at the train station running into a wall trying to get to platform 9 3/4 "

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: Dude you forgot the lyrics of Barbra Streisand.

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you were standing on my checkered tiles yelling Knight to E5.''

 

[peas_and_corn]

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you posted a long, boring list of jokes on AHB.''

 

[MitchDudarko]

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you cut open all my pineapples, yelling WHERE ARE YOU SPONGEBOB!!!"

 

[brett mccluskey]

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you posted a long, boring list of jokes on AHB.''

 

[michael_aussie]

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now that IS funny...

 

[Cocko]

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: " Wake up.. WAKE UP!!"






Too soon? Sorry...

 

[michael_aussie]

naaahh ... your timing is perfect.

 

[Zizzle]

Friend replies: "Dude, you threw my hamster on the floor and said: Pikachu, I choose you!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you were in my closet yelling, "where the f#%k is Narnia?".
Friend replies: "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo."
Friend replies: "Dude you asked my cat why he killed Mufasa"
Friend replies: "Dude you hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOURE BACK!"
Friend replies: "Dude we found you at the train station running into a wall trying to get to platform 9 3/4 "

NFI what any of these are about. Must be getting old. Or may be because I don't watch kiddies movies. Pop culture blows.

 

[glaab]

this kid has a big future

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[AngelTearsOnMyTongue]

this kid has a big future

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Well I would have to say that I have seen that done so many times by much older blokes than him with far more experience and THAT WAS A GREAT EFFORT.

He HAS got a great drinking future. His mate sure is proud of him too.

 

[JestersDarts]

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you threw my hamster on the floor and said: Pikachu, I choose you!"
"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you were in my closet yelling, "where the f#%k is Narnia?".
"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.."
"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo."
"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude you asked my cat why he killed Mufasa"
"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude you hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOURE BACK!"
"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude we found you at the train station running into a wall trying to get to platform 9 3/4 "
"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: Dude you forgot the lyrics of Barbra Streisand.
"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you were standing on my checkered tiles yelling Knight to E5.''

:unsure:

and the "dude" was speechless for up to 10 minutes.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Your not drunk unless you lean against the wall, only to find out it has been wallpapered with grass

 

[Bongchitis]

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you were sitting/rocking in the foetal position singing 'gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie' ad nauseum for an hour and a half"

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you set fire to your mates neck with a crazy jack"

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you layed in your car unmoved for 10 hours after everyone went home the following day"

"I wasn't that drunk!"
Friend replies: "Dude, you chased that annoying prick from the party with a shovel"

 

[kjparker]

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