How Bigs Ya Gut?

[Millet Man]

Not sure if I've ever eaten any dog, but have had some dodgy takeaways in the past (hence, the gut).

I accidentally ate some dog in China once :angry: , and no it did not taste like chicken. I think I had to wash it down with bai jiu, and bai jiu is not something you drink voluntarily.

By the way, my BMI is 25 (living on the edge). Before my CD diagnosis it was 20 and I looked gaunt, sickly and most unhealthy. I'll stick closer the high end of the healthy range.

Cheers, Andrew.

 

[Mr Bond]

I do however like Shepherd's pie (with or without real German Shepherd).



Seth

Now we've gone from dogs to cannabalism

 

[Screwtop]

Hey Seth, aren't calamari rings actually deep fried Labrador Sphincters?!?!?!

If thats the case they would fart like a prison lifer. Whooofff!!

 

[PistolPatch]

Seth (Weizguy), I have just noticed your avatar has changed. It looks as though you have just eaten a dog :blink:

 

[Uncle Fester]

Or what type of dog? Mini Foxie or a German Shepherd?

Is that dog heated? With or without cheese? What about the sauce? :wacko:

It would have to be a sausage dog wouldn't it?

Nothing beats a Harry's Chilli dog after a stagger downhill from the 'Cross.......... :beerbang:

At least that is what I try and convince myself when I am fully cut....

 

[Weizguy]

Seth (Weizguy), I have just noticed your avatar has changed. It looks as though you have just eaten a dog :blink:

Pat (PistolPatch), Ah... that picture is of a man who's been gone for close to 10 years. He once did a song about how much he loved his dog. The jock strap he's wearing in the pic says "Eat Me". Gee, your eyes are good for an old, fat bloke. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seth

 

[Mr Bond]

He once did a song about how much he loved his dog.

Seth

Is That Cat Stevens?I didn't recognise him without the beard

 

[homebrewworld.com]

started this thread because I'm a believer that beer does not make you fat.


Hmmm, ok then but it does make me horny !

 

[Mr Bond]

started this thread because I'm a believer that beer does not make you fart.

 

[PistolPatch]

Seth, I cannot beleive you called me an old fat bloke. Such flagrant abuse of AHB members should be stepped on by moderator's immediately. I am not an animal.

Anyway, what's happening down your way? I have 2 ferments stuck at 1020 but am still going to drink them.

 

[matti]

we r all drunk and nerds sitting at thescreen all day
time to move my fat gut to the tlly lol
Matti

 

[Weizguy]

started this thread because I'm a believer that beer does not make you fat.


Hmmm, ok then but it does make me horny !

...and I bet U go off like a firecracker in the sack (to quote Mick Molloy in "Crackerjack")

Anyway, what's happening down your way? I have 2 ferments stuck at 1020 but am still going to drink them.

Pat, have an Arrogant clone at 1.023, from 1.080, that sez it's finished. Expected better from US56, but will bottle this weekend (all Crownie bottles, for a bit of juxtaposition) and pitch a Yank wheat onto the yeast cake. Just gotta make some labels now for the "Teninch *******". Ooh, that sounds rude.

S

 

[warrenlw63]

Hey Seth, aren't calamari rings actually deep fried Labrador Sphincters?!?!?!

Cheers,
TL

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Warren -

 

[AngelTearsOnMyTongue]

If people get off their fat arses they dont have a problem.

If your too lazy to go for a walk you should kill yourself and eat your dog.

...........not necessarily in that order :blink:

 

[Finite]

Bindi,

BMI can be calculated quickly and without expensive equipment. However, BMI categories do not take into account factors such as frame size and muscularity and the categories do not distinguish what proportions of a human body's weight are muscle, fat, bone and cartilage, or water weight.

For example I exercise at the gym for about 1 hour a day, 4 days a week. I take the following supplements daily:

*Herron Liver Protect (Milk Thistle. 70mg)
*Centrum (multi vitamin and mineral supplement)
*6 gm Micronized Creatine

I dont take protein supplements as my diet and eating plan allow for additional proteins which assist my workout.

The creatine for example as well as supplying energy to my muscles also increases the water retention of muscle. This adds weight and as Bindi mentioned I also am (generally) stronger than most people of my height and weight.

However for most people who do not have a majority of muscle mass it is an accurate scale. The BMI isnt developed for bodybuilders.

 

[Linz]

If people get off their fat arses they dont have a problem.

If your too lazy to go for a walk you should kill yourself and eat your dog.

This from a guy whos logged on as Drew Carey?? A guy who has his own show about how overweight and miserable he is....


MMmmm which one to start on first !! I should really limit myself to just two a day

I reckon if your arse is wider than your shoulders then you are in trouble!
Cheers
Gerard

Praise the Lord for my wide shoulders



Drew,

Guess whos Xmas case is gunna have all the broken bottles in it !!! and Yeah , Im driving....

 

[bugwan]

For the record, my liver deals with more beer than my fermenter tap does... and I'm built like a rake. Minus the bulk.

I guess it's all a matter of metabolism... Now, back to my nap

 

[AngelTearsOnMyTongue]

Very good to hear how so many people balance their beer with the gym.

Me. Im actually anorexic!

Every time I look in the mirror I see a fat guy!

 

[big d]

Was watching a show on sbs the other night and they reckon anything over a 90cm waist line you should go and see your doc.Mmmmm nope not me.Its over the limit but hey it happens.
May have to move the brewery further away from the grain supply so i have to walk further for exercise.

Cheers
Big D

 

[dicko]

All this talk about eating your dog reminded me of a very old story about a swaggie who was down on his luck and could find no work due to a severe drought.
He was up on the Oodnadatta track and he got so hungry he had to eat his dog.
After he had finished he was sitting there looking at the pile of bones when a tear came to his eye.
He thought,
"Gee, Rover would have loved them bones" :lol:

I hope it wasn't my avatar that prompted this topic. :unsure:

Cheers