pisswreck. can i suggest a few things (tough luck if you say no
)
1. why not m,ake a smaller batch first until you have the recipe down pat.
2. please dont use lemon or lime. it wont help you.
3. why not brew something thats not a clone? i beleive you'll find that you'll never be wanting to make clones of megaswill again.
4. if you want to make a clone (which is fine), do some reading on what sort of flavours make that beer. there are a few heineken receipes floating around.
heres a link to the search for heineken on AHB
5. +1 on lager yeast. but even then you have options. probably a clean lager. maybe just a saflager.
6. a minor issue. learn to spell hein
eken.
7. hallertau hops will give you becks flavours, tettanger is probably your best bet
8. heres a generic basic heini recipe
Generic Larger (Heini)
1.7kg generic can of Lager (or you could use a tin of coopers euro lager)
600g LDME [light dried malt extract]
200g Dextrose
200g Maltodextron [could be replaced by LDME or carapils]
15g Tettnanger hops (throw all into fermentor after boil - ie dont strain it).
Saflager yeast
Edit: I take no responsibility for the above recipe. i personally recon its a piss poor recipe but will probably get you close to heini.