I gave this style another try while taking on board everyone's advice...and have more questions.
So, this is what I did:
Stovetop BIAB
60 % Bestmalz pale wheat malt
30 % bestmalz pils malt
10 % Bestmalz dark Munich malt
German Perle - 60 min - 11 IBU
Wyeast 3068
OG: 1.051
FG: 1.016 (was aiming for 1.013)
Mash:
CaSO4 and CaCl2 to give 50 ppm Ca
Lactic acid to get a mash pH of 5.2
45 C - 20 min
63 C - 20 min
70 C - 40 min
76 C - 10 min
Dunk sparge 76 C for 10 min
I got 81 % eff. into the kettle...so that's a big improvement on my first 2 attempts described in my OP. I think I just needed to mash longer for the single infusions.
70 min boil:
60 min - Perle hops
10 min - Wyeast nutrient
Chilled to 17 C in ~1 hr
Aerated by shaking the FV for ~1 min.
Now this is where my new questions start...
I was aiming to pitch 0.4 million cells / mL / P which for an OG of 1.051 is about 5 million / mL. I came to this pitch rate after researching quite thoroughly appropriate rates for weissbiers. Because I got way better efficiency, I pitched about 0.35 million cells / mL / P ...close enough.
I made a 600 mL starter which I calculated the size of based on the average of the viabilities calculated by Mr.Malty and Yeastcalc. The smack pack was just over 3 months old so I used a viability of 39 %...
I pitched at 17 C and let free rise to 20 C. Just like before, I got
heaps of hydrogen sulphide during day 2 and by the end of day 3 fermentation was finished. I let it sit at 20 C for a couple of days and then conditioned at 7 C for 9 days.
I thought fermenting at a slightly higher temp would not stress the yeast as much and hopefully not give the sulphur, and also give me more esters. Well that didn't work. I've taken samples to taste every couple of days throughout fermentation and conditioning and it tastes the same as my first 2 attempts - no esters, some phenolics but not at all balanced and tastes kind of "dirty" (I really can't think of a better way to describe it). I won't know if the body is better till after it's carbed up.
Could the "dirtiness" I'm tasting be simply an unbalanced phenolic/ester profile? Or is it more likely to be because the yeast was old and just spewed out a bunch of crap? The starter smelled pretty bad, actually, so that wasn't a good sign I guess.
I've had a lengthy email conversation with someone from Wyeast and they can't see anything glaringly wrong with my processes, and the final recommendation was to just direct pitch a smack pack next time and see if that helps. I'm hesitant to do that though because it was underattenuated this time and if i direct pitch that'll be an even lower pitch rate. Thoughts on direct pitching? (I don't want to open another can of worms with that question *caugh* Ducatiby Stu *caugh* so let's please keep it related to this specific situation
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Cheers everyone and sorry for the lengthy post, I just really want to get to the bottom of this.