Goodbye Bronwyn

[Brew Forky]

Maybe Bernadi wasn't too far off the mark. A story from the Daily News:
British woman marries her dog, confesses: ‘I’m totally her b---h’

She said the ceremony, which ended with a kiss, was the perfect way to mark what Sheba means to her.

 

[goomboogo]

Why is Batman slapping Robin?

 

[Bridges]

Same-sex marriage campaigners have described today's result as a "slap in the face" to gay and lesbian superheroes who want to marry their partner.

Ohh...you *****!!..

 

[Dave70]

Why is Batman slapping Robin?

Cos he's annoying as ****.

 

[SBOB]

Hopefully (maybe a faint hope) after he's booted out the parliament can get on with more productive, progressive, and less sloganistic polity.

I'm hopeful that at some time in the not to distant future we will get to a point where we select our national leader by voting 'IN' a leader rather than continually voting 'OUT' the one doing a poor job

 

[Liam_snorkel]

whoa there, turbo!

 

[goomboogo]

SBOB, I'm an optimistic person but I'm not that optimistic.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Yeah..goto agree

We needs more candidates like Clive Palmer and Donald Trump

 

[Mardoo]

The Comedian's Union fully agrees.

 

[SBOB]

I said i was hopeful... Can't a home brewer dream

 

[goomboogo]

I'll join you and together we can dream of a better day. Beer will aid my imagination.

 

[Dave70]

What have we got, maby half a dozen major parties that qualify? Why cant they just pull a name out of a hat?
Think about it. Not only would it spare people the imposition of -pfft - 'voting', they could sit in front of the telly and bet on the result.

Of course, a hat is a stupid idea.
You'd certainly want a set up like the lotto draw, with the tumbler and pneumatic ball elevator, perspex tubing and so on.
You could get Larry Emdur or a visiting Hollywood A lister to emcee.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

What have we got, maby half a dozen major parties that qualify? Why cant they just pull a name out of a hat?
Think about it. Not only would it spare people the imposition of -pfft - 'voting', they could sit in front of the telly and bet on the result.

Of course, a hat is a stupid idea.
You'd certainly want a set up like the lotto draw, with the tumbler and pneumatic ball elevator, perspex tubing and so on.
You could get Larry Emdur or a visiting Hollywood A lister to emcee.

At least with our current lot you would only need 1 ball

I think Paris Hilton would be the perfect MC

 

[Vini2ton]

That new speaker chap has a "Hugh Laurieish" look about him. Maybe his "Cranky Aussie Tory cousin" what?

 

[Liam_snorkel]

He hasn't pissed me off yet. The fact he wasn't Tone's choice, has 'friends on the other side', and is doing the right thing but not attending party meeting are all working in his (and the parliament's) favour IMO.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Do you really believe he doeasnt " attend" party meeting.

I will bet he gets well and truly briefed

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Of course he gets briefed, like everyone in Canberra.

 

[spog]

At least with our current lot you would only need 1 ball

I think Paris Hilton would be the perfect MC

Maybe she could suck the ball out ?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

You could be onto something there Spog

 

[spog]

Damn right I am.