First World Problems Thread

[.DJ.]

I dont want the leg and thigh...

crap cricken that is...

I paid my 40c...

GIVE ME BREAST! ( . ) ( . )

 

[Bribie G]

Last day of my holiday today, I ordered a full English Breakfast at Coffee Club - they asked if I wanted poached, scrambled or fried eggs. I specified fried. I got poached eggs.
Chef was probably too busy browsing Facebook on his Smartphone. Prick.

Bacon was excellent, however.

 

[.DJ.]

how hard is it... give us what we pay for...

Mmmm.. bacon... :icon_drool2:

 

[Cocko]

how hard is it... give us what we pay for...

Mmmm.. bacon... :icon_drool2:

 

[Dave70]

Been waiting to use this.
Figure this about as 'in context' as it's gonna get.

 

[Bribie G]

Haven't some people heard of changing their name by deed poll?

 

[Dave70]

Haven't some people heard of changing their name by deed poll?

It's even spread to Linked in.

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/hugh-jass/7/624/5b7

 

[Bribie G]

Hugh Jass has been officially replaced

 

[Bribie G]

Anyway all that was off topic. This is the first world problems thread. And I'm pissed off. There's nothing on Foxtel, absolutely nothing I tell you. Fifty channels of crap and I'm going to have to watch a frickn Blu-Ray for heaven's sake.

Oh the pain.

 

[rotten]

After 10 years of foxtel I told them where to go a month ago. Now I'm watching Better Homes & Gardens. I don't know which is worse.
I miss the footy though

 

[petesbrew]

Anyway all that was off topic. This is the first world problems thread. And I'm pissed off. There's nothing on Foxtel, absolutely nothing I tell you. Fifty channels of crap and I'm going to have to watch a frickn Blu-Ray for heaven's sake.

Oh the pain.

hahaha, and you're paying for that ****.
My **** is free.

 

[pk.sax]

I wonder what is better, getting **** for free or paying to be given ****!

 

[pk.sax]

I need to bottle beer to take along camping. Oh the crime!

 

[Bribie G]

The motor on my chocolate fountain has failed. What am I going to have for breakfast?

 

[TasChris]

The motor on my chocolate fountain has failed. What am I going to have for breakfast?

Brute smelling cleaning lady?

 

[Dave70]

My jumbo bag of honey glazed almonds 'may contain traces of nuts'.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

My nuts have no traces of almond

 

[drew9242]

I dont want the leg and thigh...

crap cricken that is...

I paid my 40c...

GIVE ME BREAST! ( . ) ( . )

The thigh is the best part of a chicken. More flavours and doesn't dry out as quick. You get all the nice chicken juices. It's good that most people go for the breast though. Means I pay less for the best part IMO.

 

[spog]

The thigh is the best part of a chicken. More flavours and doesn't dry out as quick. You get all the nice chicken juices. It's good that most people go for the breast though. Means I pay less for the best part IMO.

thighs,juices... B) ...errr..........cheers............spog........

 

[drew9242]

Trying to remember how to bottle beer after kegging for so long. I think this is going to be a long arvo.