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RobW

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Not sure if this ones been around already but here goes:

How many discussion forum posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
 

warrenlw63

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And 50 to debate the merits of CF light bulbs vs Immersion Light bulbs. :lol:

Warren -
 

pint of lager

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Loved your post RobW, here are a few more.

20 slightly inebriated posters add their 2 cents worth with grammar and spelling mistakes.

5 make comments about what frequencies of light are being emitted and how bad it is for beer.

10 make thread hijacks

1 makes the suggestion that we are contributing to the greenhouse gas problem by using lightglobes

1 suggest we should be using candles instead of electricity powered lightglobes

1 moderator to take action on the dodgy comment about sticking fingers in sockets
 

RobW

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pint of lager said:
Loved your post RobW, here are a few more.

20 slightly inebriated posters add their 2 cents worth with grammar and spelling mistakes.

5 make comments about what frequencies of light are being emitted and how bad it is for beer.

10 make thread hijacks

1 makes the suggestion that we are contributing to the greenhouse gas problem by using lightglobes

1 suggest we should be using candles instead of electricity powered lightglobes

1 moderator to take action on the dodgy comment about sticking fingers in sockets
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Like it

:D :D :D
 

Jim_Levet

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Are you trying to say that you don't like the way things don't flow on ************************ forum?
 

Kai

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pint of lager said:
1 moderator to take action on the dodgy comment about sticking fingers in sockets
Love it.
 

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