Continuing Rant Thread - Get it Off Ya Chest here

[mwd]

Just watching the news this morning with the houses in Melbourne slipping into a construction site next door. They looked like fairly upmarket houses but noticed the fence covered in graffiti. This must be a nationwide pandemic it is everywhere. Here on bridges walls bus shelters. If caught they should make the pricks go out and clean it all off. Or a bit of Sharia Law chop the bugger's hands off. h34r:

 

[goomboogo]

If I owned one of the houses, I'd probably be more concerned about my house ending up in the neighbour's yard.

 

[Tahoose]

******* hot water service shat itself this morning.. ******* hell!!

Really didn't want to replace that today.

 

[Bridges]

Wow mine only does hot water what sort of temp. do you get with "******* hot water".

 

[Mardoo]

110C

 

[wynnum1]

******* hot water service shat itself this morning.. ******* hell!!

Really didn't want to replace that today.

What sort of hot water service is it with those new heat pumps would hate to get fixed with our old one just needed to put in a new element.

 

[spog]

******* hot water service shat itself this morning.. ******* hell!!
Really didn't want to replace that today.

Ahhhh,shit,I was supposed to pick up another gas bottle today for our hot water service......ummm hope it doesn't run out when the better half has her shower.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Guess their is no hot water pressure for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I

 

[spog]

Might have to conserve and join her....oops dropped the soap,you get it love.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Might have to conserve and join her....oops dropped the soap,you get it love.

When I used to do contract work for NSW Dept of Corrective Services......

 

[spog]

You were a soap contractor ?

 

[Tahoose]

What sort of hot water service is it with those new heat pumps would hate to get fixed with our old one just needed to put in a new element.

It was an old storage unit, now it's a instant hot water unit. The only good to come out of it is that now I have a hot water tap to run into the brewery.

Thinking of the positives.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

You were a soap contractor ?

Well..

I remember one day going into one of the wings at Kempsey Jail to fix the inmate phone out in the yard, which meant walking thru the pod.

On walking thru, one of the inmates asked " mate..are you here to fill the condom machine..."....that is a true story.

 

[mje1980]

You were a soap contractor ?

A soap picker upperer maybe?

 

[Dave70]

Well..

I remember one day going into one of the wings at Kempsey Jail to fix the inmate phone out in the yard, which meant walking thru the pod.

On walking thru, one of the inmates asked " mate..are you here to fill the condom machine..."....that is a true story.

Well, guess theres not much else to do in the jug besides crafting balloon animals.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Very true Dave...very true,,,

 

[Dave70]

Very true Dave...very true,,,

Oh, beside raping other inmates that is.

 

[Mardoo]

Oh, beside raping other inmates that is.

It's sweet that they remember to wear a condom.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

You will be glad to know that the inmates dont engage in gay sex...... just jail sex...

 

[Mardoo]

Right LMFTFY "It's gangsta that they remember to wear a condom."