Continuing Rant Thread - Get it Off Ya Chest here

[Dave70]

For fucks sake. I saw it too last night. Now, I can imagine teenage stoners getting excited over that but really, who will buy that?.



I'll bet they sell shitloads though

Pizza? Meh.
Just sayn...

 

[sponge]

With all the new ridiculous cadbury flavours coming out as well, stoners are on a whole new wave of gluttony.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I'm currently was enjoying my a bowl of creamy breakfast porridge so **** you in the ear for making me think that.

That would look like it after you felched her....

 

[bradsbrew]

I'm currently was enjoying my a bowl of creamy breakfast porridge so **** you in the ear for making me think that.

Well you really shouldn't eat your porridge with a straw.

 

[Dave70]

I feel sorry for them.
Life was so much simpler when you only needed cash for dope and munchies. Maby hire a The Wall on video.
Now its all x box and associated games, phone plans, excess data usage charges, i tunes, limes for the Corona, expensive bespoke drugs and so on.
No wonder they become so unhappy.

 

[sponge]

iTunes + fullscreen visualiser.

Jus' sayin'.. h34r:

 

[Dave70]

That would look like it after you felched her....

Well you really shouldn't eat your porridge with a straw.

Some nice lowering of the bar right there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgCHOrF5ryY

 

[manticle]

I thought I'd left the bar on the ground and the worst anyone could do would be to trip over it.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

You could always google Amanda Vanstone blue waffle....

 

[Tahoose]

I bloody hate painting. That is all.

 

[Lincoln2]

Still-life, portrait or perhaps a nice landscape? Maybe switch from oils to water colours. Seek some classic inspiration from Van Gogh etc.

 

[Dave70]

Painting..Yep. Van Gogh pretty much nailed it alright.
Its never ever as fun as those Dulux commercials make it out to be.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Relevant (re pizza) rant:
http://cooksuck.com

 

[Tahoose]

If I had to get up every day to paint. You know plaster walls ect, I reckon I'd be hitting the mineral turps by about lunch time and praying for it all to be over.

 

[mwd]

If I had to get up every day to paint. You know plaster walls ect, I reckon I'd be hitting the mineral turps by about lunch time and praying for it all to be over.

Painting with a roller is O.K. it's the prep that is the real pain.

 

[Tahoose]

Cutting in :/

I've decided I prefer to tape everything and then slap it on rather than backing my self in with a cutting in brush and a steady hand. Inevitably I'll **** it up and then I'll be back touching up everything else that was previously done.

 

[Airgead]

Cutting in :/

I've decided I prefer to tape everything and then slap it on rather than backing my self in with a cutting in brush and a steady hand. Inevitably I'll **** it up and then I'll be back touching up everything else that was previously done.

I've done the opposite. I've abandoned tape for careful cutting in. I found that after spending frickin ages taping, the paint would wick under the tape, or peel off when you peel off the tape or do something else that really pissed me off.

Its easier to grit your teeth and do the cutting in carefully while thinking about how good that first beer will taste after you finish.

 

[mwd]

Tape is a bitch usually takes big chunks of paint off especially on plaster which looks really nasty and very difficult to make good. Cutting in takes practice but don't use a brush too small I use a 2" when doing walls.

 

[Dave70]

Relevant (re pizza) rant:
http://cooksuck.com

Flaccid pastry encrusted [and I hope I go down in history for the use of not two but four quotations marks here] ““meat pies”” as a crust for what I refuse to call a pizza? That’s like an AIDs dick ejaculating several smaller AIDs dicks.

​Favorited..

 

[Liam_snorkel]

doesn't post than much any more, but his rants are so brutal it's worth going back through old entries for a laugh