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Lincoln2 said:
A lady came over to my house to drop her kids off (I'm a defacto child care centre) and referred to Samoans as N1ggers (in front of all the kids). I took her aside and explained how I don't appreciate tht kind of language and to please tone it down, at least while you're in my house. Now, apparently, it's all over Face book (which I'm not a part of) that I am a rude ar$sehole who has hurt her feelings. Yes, I'm a complete pr!ck. And I'm slightly to the right of Adolf. But I have friends in the Samoan community; and they are as cool as ****. I just can't win.
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Was the lady Niki Minaj?
Or Samuel L Jackson in drag?
 
Washing machine shit itself again. Fuckin things. Never last long in this disposable world.
Trying hard not to tap a keg of my slapped together leftover hop pale ale that turned out my best pale ale ever. Keg only lasted the weekend. wanna save it for my daughters 1st bday but 13thjune. Gunna be a rowdy one lol.
 
Winter is making its mark felt

If only I could find the stainless steel tub from a washing machine that I could build a fire in, especially when you have a keg of left overs that is best drunk beside a nice warm fire out in the back yard.
 
Our WM karked it just after we moved to melbourne. Was quoted $200 for a call out plus $120 an hour plus parts with no guarantee they could fix it anyway. And they'd only come in working hours so I'd have to take a day off work as well. F*** that.
 
Must be the season. My irrigation pump shit itself over the weekend. Attempted to repair it using parts from previous pumps that have snuffed last night.
Switched it on.
Blacked the house out.
 
Chilling wort in summer is the culprit. But worth it.
 
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Looks like they'd get along well with saccharomyces cerevisiae.
 
Camo6 said:
Other peoples kids are soo annoying. But my kids love sitting in grown up seats!

You know what shits me? People who try to push past me while I'm enjoying my free escalator ride.
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People who raise their arms in the air and scream "WOOOOOOO' when riding the escalator for the 15th time....that's what shits me.
 
But... but... it's fun?!

I swear I'll keep my hands down from here on, but I can't help if a little 'wooo' slips out.
 
Kingy said:
Washing machine shit itself again. Fuckin things. Never last long in this disposable world.
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If you live at the beach all electronic equipment lasts about 3 years max. Salt air and electronics = corrosion.

BTW my LG washing machine has lasted 10 years and has never washed any clothes clean as yet no matter what setting. :angry:
 
My old Fysher & Pykel has lasted over 10yrs and does a great job. Best god damn machine I have ever owned
 
Danwood said:
People who raise their arms in the air and scream "WOOOOOOO' when riding the escalator for the 15th time....that's what shits me.
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I grew up way out in the sticks and I rode my first escalator when I was 13 or so; so cut me some slack Melbourne boy.
 
What's wrong with this picture?

Exactly! There's nothing wrong with this picture.

A mate drops around, you sample a couple of varieties of ginger beer then move onto some stouts. Then you undertake a taste test with 2 pints of the 2015 Stone Beer against your own stout (too close to call).

All bottles quintuple rinsed and stacked neatly, spout down, in the sink (sink 1 of 2, and the small one too). Not left on the verandah or kitchen bench.

My Sweet Little Pudding of Delight then says: "Why do we own 4 bottle trees in the brewery? Move them."

There was a little more badinage but suffice to say they're now safely located upon orange plastic.

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Blind Dog said:
Our WM karked it just after we moved to melbourne. Was quoted $200 for a call out plus $120 an hour plus parts with no guarantee they could fix it anyway. And they'd only come in working hours so I'd have to take a day off work as well. F*** that.
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Try google. It's free and fixes most washing machines, even after hours.
 
Tropical_Brews said:
If you live at the beach all electronic equipment lasts about 3 years max. Salt air and electronics = corrosion.

BTW my LG washing machine has lasted 10 years and has never washed any clothes clean as yet no matter what setting. :angry:
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Never had a problem with our LG washing machine for the last 15 yrs, with yours maybe bung a hand full of gravel in with each wash to shake things up a bit :).
 
Florian said:
Try google. It's free and fixes most washing machines, even after hours.
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when I said karked it I mean blew all the fuses in the house, smoke coming out the back type karked it, not replace the brushes / fix the belt etc type karked it, which U.S. pretty much all thst Google is good for. Mind you, I still have a snaky suspicion that SWMBO sabotaged it as she's been complaining for a while that it was looking old and tatty

(Edit) which may well mean I'm f****d, given I'm older and tattier
 

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