Continuing Rant Thread - Get it Off Ya Chest here

[Lincoln2]

A lady came over to my house to drop her kids off (I'm a defacto child care centre) and referred to Samoans as N1ggers (in front of all the kids). I took her aside and explained how I don't appreciate tht kind of language and to please tone it down, at least while you're in my house. Now, apparently, it's all over Face book (which I'm not a part of) that I am a rude ar$sehole who has hurt her feelings. Yes, I'm a complete pr!ck. And I'm slightly to the right of Adolf. But I have friends in the Samoan community; and they are as cool as ****. I just can't win.

 

[goomboogo]

It may be little consolation but I think you did the right thing.

 

[Howlingdog]

I seriously hope you're not standing on the right side of that escalator.

Most of the world- "stand on the right walk on the left" which is hard to adjust for Aussies in a hurry.

 

[Lincoln2]

I seriously hope you're not standing on the right side of that escalator.

I was in London the other day, and standing on the right is akin to necrophilia. DON'T DO IT!!

 

[Camo6]

A lady came over to my house to drop her kids off (I'm a defacto child care centre) and referred to Samoans as N1ggers (in front of all the kids). I took her aside and explained how I don't appreciate tht kind of language and to please tone it down, at least while you're in my house. Now, apparently, it's all over Face book (which I'm not a part of) that I am a rude ar$sehole who has hurt her feelings. Yes, I'm a complete pr!ck. And I'm slightly to the right of Adolf. But I have friends in the Samoan community; and they are as cool as ****. I just can't win.

If it's any consolation I haven't seen it on FB. There was something about some poor chap who took a selfie and got accused of being a pervert because some woman turned away from her picolo latte and jumped to the wrong conclusion. Oh, I also saw this on FB:

But don't find it in the least bit amusing.

 

[Lincoln2]

Mate, I can laugh now because the missus is out on the town with her mates. But she is a mad feminist. "delete browser history".

 

[WarmerBeer]

"Loud pipes save lives.

I'm too drunk to respond fully but I've had this problem in the past. Physical violence is the only solution.

A lady came over to my house to drop her kids off (I'm a defacto child care centre) and referred to Samoans as N1ggers (in front of all the kids). I took her aside and explained how I don't appreciate tht kind of language and to please tone it down, at least while you're in my house. Now, apparently, it's all over Face book (which I'm not a part of) that I am a rude ar$sehole who has hurt her feelings. Yes, I'm a complete pr!ck. And I'm slightly to the right of Adolf. But I have friends in the Samoan community; and they are as cool as ****. I just can't win.

Was this before, after, or the reason you got too drunk to respond?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Mate, I can laugh now because the missus is out on the town with her mates. But she is a mad feminist. "delete browser history".

And having been thru Kyogle many times thru work, and pretty much making a call in to the milk bar and getting smoko, to drinking beer in the pub just up the street

Your in safe hands Linc, Your missus is out on the town with her mates, and given the pop, thats about 9/16 of the town

Just remember, getting a slap down on facebook is a bit like getting drunk at the pub and going home.

 

[Lincoln2]

Was this before, after, or the reason you got too drunk to respond?

Before by a couple of hours. It's just been brought to my attention.

 

[billygoat]

Haven't seen Best Site Ever update since early March fella. That o'l Nissan keepin ya busy or something?


We were more a cattle area. You try coming up with plausible reason as to why your wandering round in the dark in a paddock full of Yersy cows with a milk crate.

It didn't stop this bloke.
At least his wife has got rid of the ponies to make it a bit harder for him.
http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/2906760/man-who-had-sex-with-horses-needs-help-judge-tells-court/

 

[Lincoln2]

And having been thru Kyogle many times thru work, and pretty much making a call in to the milk bar and getting smoko, to drinking beer in the pub just up the street

Your in safe hands Linc, Your missus is out on the town with her mates, and given the pop, thats about 9/16 of the town

Just remember, getting a slap down on facebook is a bit like getting drunk at the pub and going home.

Mate, don't go up the street. That's the Top Pub - it's no good. Go down the street to the Botttom Pub. And give me an hour's notice.

 

[tavas]

It didn't stop this bloke.
At least his wife has got rid of the ponies to make it a bit harder for him.
http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/2906760/man-who-had-sex-with-horses-needs-help-judge-tells-court/

Not sure who I find more disturbing: the guy having sex with the horse or the guy who went to get his camera.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Mate, don't go up the street. That's the Top Pub - it's no good. Go down the street to the Botttom Pub. And give me an hour's notice.

There was a meeting once with the local " We dont have a club" club. And someone mentioned we should head north. And since we use the " lets go to Kyogle and meet some drunks" moto...Kyogle was the logical choice

Another one of them is debating about having a second junior brewer after working out the cat door

The third isnt actually a member, and we have never met them or know who they are.

 

[spog]

To the dude at the lights on Sussex Street - If I can hear your motorbike where I'm sitting at work... 15 floors above the street, behind glass and a block away then your motorbike is TOO FRICKIN LOUD.

His brother ,being wanker number 2 must live in the street behind me.
His moronic tiny dicked fuckwit brother has a non street legal car,it's as loud as ..... He gets off reving the crap out of it in his driveway as the sun goes down,when it rains he takes it for a race track run around the streets doing wheelies,he can't see past the bonnet because of the Mad Max blower on it.
I'm jack of the wanker,people in Queensland can hear the dickhead coming up my street.
Guess what? Next time Larry limp dick rockets up my street at warp speed in his highly illegal unregistered car Uncle Spog is going to **** his year up.
I am prepared and more than willing. Oooooh I can't wait it's going to be fan ****'n tastic to sort this tosser out.

 

[spog]

It didn't stop this bloke.
At least his wife has got rid of the ponies to make it a bit harder for him.
http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/2906760/man-who-had-sex-with-horses-needs-help-judge-tells-court/

His wife got rid of the ponies,but forgot about the ladder in the shed to be used on the bigger horse.
Either that or her husband has no legs.

 

[spog]

A lady came over to my house to drop her kids off (I'm a defacto child care centre) and referred to Samoans as N1ggers (in front of all the kids). I took her aside and explained how I don't appreciate tht kind of language and to please tone it down, at least while you're in my house. Now, apparently, it's all over Face book (which I'm not a part of) that I am a rude ar$sehole who has hurt her feelings. Yes, I'm a complete pr!ck. And I'm slightly to the right of Adolf. But I have friends in the Samoan community; and they are as cool as ****. I just can't win.

You won,you told it off in your house.
Next time you see it tell it to **** off, problem solved.

 

[mwd]

His brother ,being wanker number 2 must live in the street behind me.
His moronic tiny dicked fuckwit brother has a non street legal car,it's as loud as ..... He gets off reving the crap out of it in his driveway as the sun goes down,when it rains he takes it for a race track run around the streets doing wheelies,he can't see past the bonnet because of the Mad Max blower on it.
I'm jack of the wanker,people in Queensland can hear the dickhead coming up my street.
Guess what? Next time Larry limp dick rockets up my street at warp speed in his highly illegal unregistered car Uncle Spog is going to **** his year up.
I am prepared and more than willing. Oooooh I can't wait it's going to be fan ****'n tastic to sort this tosser out.

Then up here in Cairns there is always somebody or other every single day that has to fire up a whippersnipper at 07:30 Arrrrrrgh.

 

[madpierre06]

Then up here in Cairns there is always somebody or other every single day that has to fire up a whippersnipper at 07:30 Arrrrrrgh.

Immedeiately reminded me of the early 80's when everyone had those cartoony jokes on A4 sheets of paper getting shared around. I worked in the public service and put together a 250 page, limited edition tome of the things (dept I worked in had it's own printing section ). My favourite was titled "bloke who started mowing his yard at 7.00am on New Years Day". Picture a fella hanging by his scrotum from tree branch, while on the ground around him is a deconstructed lawn mower, complete with nuts, bolts, a spark plug etc etc. Walkking away are a handful of obviously still suffering blokes in singlets. Gives me cause to wonder if I still have my copy tucked away in a box somewhere.

 

[Exile]

Immedeiately reminded me of the early 80's when everyone had those cartoony jokes on A4 sheets of paper getting shared around. I worked in the public service and put together a 250 page, limited edition tome of the things (dept I worked in had it's own printing section ). My favourite was titled "bloke who started mowing his yard at 7.00am on New Years Day". Picture a fella hanging by his scrotum from tree branch, while on the ground around him is a deconstructed lawn mower, complete with nuts, bolts, a spark plug etc etc. Walkking away are a handful of obviously still suffering blokes in singlets. Gives me cause to wonder if I still have my copy tucked away in a box somewhere.

Reminds me of a scene from the sopranos lol




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HfRzQBHIP4

 

[madpierre06]

Halfway through watching a song clip (just kicking into solo mode on comfortably numb) on you-bloody-tube and the mongrels insert a friggin' 30 sec ad in there. What's next, pay to watch to avoid having to put up with ads???