Beating Those Grains

[DangerousDave]

guys its an obvious troll

look at the pretty picture

 

[Yob]

somebody should give bd a glass of vegemite home brew for a sample maybe.. we may respect forthcoming taste reviews

Really.. get a effing life..

 

[rendo]

yeah, so did I.... all gone now

I liked the previous post better.

 

[tavas]

Wow. That's the second time in a week this board has made manticle crack. Perhaps the old dudes are right and this board isn't worth saving anymore.



Don't give up on us just yet. Not all of us are idiots. Some of us have a genuine thirst for knowledge.

For the life of me, I still can't see the point of the OP if it was all a joke.

 

[yardy]

i can't believe i just dragged myself through 3 pages of shite

the ******* gene pool needs filtering of these arse wipes..

 

[bonj]

:icon_offtopic:
Somebody on here tried crushing grain between sheets of 3 ply and driving a VW over them. Was it Bonj?

LOL :lol: Actually I did try it with a cane toad once, but the little bugger just hopper away after...
Cane toad 1, VW 0

 

[QldKev]

That's what you get for taking sides, bcp. A kick in the goolies.

The point is, if we distance ourselves from all the book-weary bullshit that the 'experts' insist on rattling off every time a member dares buck conventional 'wisdom' (rolls eyes), is that I believe that I could do a 'crush' on par with a mill, for all intents and purposes of using in an efficient BIAB bill. I'm not advocating a powder crush either.

Will a photographic essay assist the naysayers in being convinced that a blender crack is a completely valid methodology? Doubtful, hard heads are often impenetrable to new ideas.

Me, Nick and other trendsetters really should have our own subforum here called "New Dogs, New Tricks, Beyond Tomorrow" so the old-schoolers know exactly where not to click when surfing the forum. Really, we're just wasting your time with this kooky talk of reinventing the wheel. Our shitty, undrinkable pillowcase beer is a testament to that.

Sorry Nick, for speaking on your behalf. I mean it with lots of love, sort of in the way a sister loves a brother (not in a Tasmanian way though, that's just sick)

maybe you should call it 'fu%^*ng idiots who won't listen'

seriously we have been though this 'invention phase' before you and you don't want to listen to experience.... banging heads against a brick wall!

QldKev

 

[bonj]

You could just put him on ignore... sort of like your own personal sin-bin button.

 

[Mantis]

Hope Manticle has a good HB in hand

 

[jakub76]

Mantis, I gotta say I LOVE your avatar picture. Someone you know? As for OP, not a lot of useful info...pictures do tell bla bla...lots of interesting drama to keep us engaged but at what cost...not sure bobbie's gonna get too many invites to the next brew day or pub crawl.
The wheat thing, sometimes you just got to own up and say "oh yeah, I f***ed up". This forum is all about learning, not shit-stirring.
Cheers

 

[matho]

The major reason that people buy a mill is that you can load up the hopper turn it on and in about 2 to 5 mins you have 5+ kg of grain crushed to what you like, if you want to stand around 'beating' 200g at a time go for it but I think I'll stay with my mill thanks.

Cheers matho

 

[browndog]

And the Lord said "Feed not the trolls, good brewers of AHB"

 

[felten]

I'm not sure if the OP was at least trying to be half serious or not, I don't see how it can be a joke as it isn't funny. Like many others I'm sure, I also updated my ignore list, ignorance is bliss.

ps. <3 Manticle

 

[warra48]

OP is on my ignore list.
The first and only, so far.

 

[Screwtop]

i can't believe i just dragged myself through 3 pages of shite

the ******* gene pool needs filtering of these arse wipes..

maybe you should call it 'fu%^*ng idiots who won't listen'

seriously we have been though this 'invention phase' before you and you don't want to listen to experience.... banging heads against a brick wall!

QldKev

Not only Manticle, he's upset the Yard and Kev too :lol: :lol: frikkin gold!!

Screwy

 

[bradsbrew]

I thought for a bit that Boobidazler might be Darren in disguise.............but i would rather read Darrens posts to be honest!

At least darren actully had some good information between the bullshit.

 

[QldKev]

Not only Manticle, he's upset the Yard and Kev too :lol: :lol: frikkin gold!!

Screwy

 

[Screwtop]

Maybe we should send him a card, he may be feeling a little down.

 

[bonj]

 

[brettprevans]

The op has been addressed regardless of intention.
Wheat has no husk
alternative cracking methods covered to death elsewhere
some fkn funny cartoons have been posted
some people have been educated about the ignore user function

close the thread. Simple