Mardoo
Noob What Craps On A Bit
My friend Ben had a Japanese student staying with him. Ben went to bed, got up the next morning and the Japanese guy looked terrible. He said he had too much ice cream. Ben knew there wasn't that much ice cream in the freezer so asked the student what he meant. He said, "Oooohhh, chocolate sauce very funny." Turned out he had put most of a 380g jar of Vegemite on the ice cream thinking it was chocolate sauce. And eaten the whole bowl anyway.