I was late getting to Lismore, at midday today there was only Paulaner Oktoberfest and Hefe half litres left. There were yellow cards on the shelf apologising for the lack of the mini kegs and saying they would be here at a later date. Aha, worth keeping an eye out for them.
I scored a dozen Oktoberfest 6% ABV. This is what German beer should taste like. And only $4 a bottle.
I can now see that Hitler's Beer Hall Putsch of 1923 would not have happened if they hadn't been ploughed out of their brains on this stuff and history would have been quite different. He wouldn't have ended up in jail, wouldn't have written Mein Kampf and probably gone back to painting bad landscapes and left the rest of us alone.
Fuckin Munich beer has a lot to answer for. Prost.