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[beers]

If you hate someone, buy their kids beads....lots of beads. I'm sooooo damn tired of stepping on beads.

& glitter.. lots of glitter <_< that $%* gets everywhere. I'm surprised it hasn't turned up in my beer yet.

 

[lefty2446]

& glitter.. lots of glitter <_< that $%* gets everywhere. I'm surprised it hasn't turned up in my beer yet.

It's so hard standing in front of a customer with a sparkling face.

Adrian

 

[devo]

I went out to my garage to poor my self my 3rd beer for the evening.....

My 4 year old was watching the beer going on the floor.
I went :blink: WTF
Next I turned the tap off and aske what are you up to? :angry:
My little fellow with a new cure hair cut said
"sorry daddy"
:huh:
I must be the calmest person in the world.
Poured my self another and went....
Crap life us such.

What a clean up.......

tada Beer

You know a condom would have prevented this from happening.

 

[newguy]

You know a condom would have prevented this from happening.

Yeah but how do you keep it from slipping off the tap?

 

[katzke]

Best saying I have ever read on a shirt.

Avenge yourself

Live long enough to become a burden to your kids


There was the other one.

(one side) Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend

(other side) Inside of a dog it is too dark to read