31 Ways To Open A Beer Without A Bottle Opener

[Thefatdoghead]

A lighter will get it every time. It's all in the leverage!

 

[freezkat]

A lighter will get it every time. It's all in the leverage!

teeth... only if nothing else is around to pry with.

On my bucket list I want to pop a beer using an edge on a breathalizer machine

 

[punkin]

My young fella saved me the other day. He opened mine with the built in opener in the bottom of his (i hesitate to say it) thong...the footwear type...

Not real hygenic, but ******* handy. B)

 

[pk.sax]

the little maglites. easy peasy.

 

[ledgenko]

teeth... only if nothing else is around to pry with.

On my bucket list I want to pop a beer using an edge on a breathalizer machine

Another classic Bucket list comment ...

I would also suggest asking for lighter to light your special cigarette ... lol they like to watch !!!

 

[Amber Fluid]

I can still feel the chip with my tongue.

Yeah I can feel the chip with my tongue now too. I was also lucky I didn't do a lot of damage to the tooth but still a PITA. I put it down that I am getting older and more fragile now :unsure:

I just recieved This Key as I always have my keys on me and it is just another key on the ring. Now I have something to use everywhere I go without the need to hunt a rock or similar.

 

[proudscum]

They seem to have missed the one using the door of an EH Holden.

or the seat belt buckle

 

[pcmfisher]

I drink twist tops....... h34r:

 

[manticle]

I drink the beer underneath.

 

[Pennywise]

When I was in Fiji a few months back one of the blokes doing our fishing tour was opening them with my lighter. I gave it go and nearly broke my feckin thumb . I've since managed to get the correct possitioning and quick force

 

[Amber Fluid]

When I was working at a bar and wanted to impress.... I use to open a few then just sit the lids so they were just ontop (but wouldn't fall off) then open them with my eye sockets and make a fizz sound from my mouth. I used to get some amazing looks back then.

 

[tavas]

I did exactly the same for years with no problems. It was actually a great party trick because every time I did it someone was guaranteed to say "DON'T! You'll crack your teeth"

Bottle after bottle opened in this way. Ladies all thought I was amazing (being handsome helps - I look just like my avatar) Blokes were jealous because of my toughness.

One day celebrating working on a successful (moderately) underground theatre play (that's what tough people do) I did the same thing I'd done for years. The gasps, the anguish from those present as I confidently opened up the bottle using my pearlies.

Had to look away while I found the little bits of tooth enamel and removed them from my mouth. The embarassment was only mitigated by the fact that no-one but me knew.

Now I use a teaspoon or somesuch. I can still feel the chip with my tongue.

OT I did something similar stripping wire with my teeth. My dentist never lets me forget :angry:

 

[jaypes]

I have a mate who uses another unopened bottle - he hooks the caps one underneath each other (one beer upright and the other upside down)

****** if I can do it, last time I ended up wearing one

 

[Nick JD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe...84MQx5a-k#t=35s

 

[wbosher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe...84MQx5a-k#t=35s

I did this for years after seeing this movie, until one night at a party the top inch of the bottle broke off, flew across the room, and stuck into the wall, about two inches away from my mates head...Haven't done it since.

 

[JDW81]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe...84MQx5a-k#t=35s

That is one classy dame.

 

[wbosher]

That is one classy dame.

We're all class down here in Nu Zilind

You think she's classy, you should see the movie.

 

[Eggs]

i have a cousin that uses his iphone 4. when he gets a 5 it will do the same.

 

[Nick JD]

i have a cousin that uses his iphone 4. when he gets a 5 it will do the same.

Is there a bottle opener app?

 

[Liam_snorkel]

i have a cousin that uses his iphone 4. when he gets a 5 it will do the same.

it works really well, until you do it when you're off your face and catch the edge of the screen and crack the feckign thing.