2 Drunks

[normell]

Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will
kill me!"


Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty
dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually, Steve rolls into home and Jane starts to give him a bad
time.

You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself!
My God, you're disgusting!"Speaking very carefully so as not to
slur, he says:
Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you think.
I only had a couple drinks. But this other guy got sick on me... he'd
had one too many and he just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he
was very sorry an' gave me $20 bucks for the cleaning bill!"
Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty
bucks."

Oh, yeah... I almosh' forgot" says Steve, "he sh*t in my pants, too."

 

[fifteenbeerslater]

Very good, that guy with the $40.00 wasn't normell was it!
Cheers 15BL :beer:

 

[normell]

Ha Ha nah
I was the other one :blink:

 

[Zwickel]

little boy came home and ask his mother, hey mum, what would you like more, to wash something or to sew something?

Of course sewing Id like more, she responded.

Thats what I thought, little boy said, I shit in my panty and just cut it out.