Recent content by Ivan Other One

Tony Abbott's 5th anniversary rolled around and he asks his wife; "Lets try something different tonight dear. How about we give Anal sex a try? 'I'm good at that" Marge replied, "After all, for the past 5 years I've been having sex with an arsehole!!!"

Mohammad told his wife that he was going to go on a suicide bombing mission. All she could say was ,,,,,,"Baaaaaaah" Q:-What do you call a Muslim with more than one wife? A;-A Shepherd.

FG was 1.016, so about 5.7% Taste of the wort when kegging was a bitter taste so should be a good bitter beer. Cheers. :beer:

Another Toucan. Coopers Real Ale Draught. Goodies pack. Stella. Kit yeast x 2 24 litres. OG. 1.062 Made this on monday morn and it's Fermented at 23C to a standstill already. Will leave for another week and keg. Will do an FG reading to calculate Alcohol.

Was listening to the TV this morning when the Jeep ad came on. You know, the one that says, "Now's the time to unleash your life's force" Good thing I'd brewed up a Fart!!!!

Bloody polititians, hate the prick that's in power but the other options arn't that much better. That's my rant, feeling better now.

Last night I fingered a Gypsy on her period, She read my palm.

First rain here today after a bit of a dry spell, I Live not for from the highway intersection and have already heard several wanna-be heroes cuttin' loose in the wet, Always good to see them on the side of the road after they have come unstuck, but sometimes these twits will take out some...

We will now put on pause, all rationality and sanity, for the entire football season. :unsure:

Last night I had a wet dream about my ex-wife,,,, Dreamt that I'd drowned the bitch in a lake,,,

:super: Put ya hat on backwards and just nod to heavy rap!!! :super: Back on topic though, Do you clean your lines and taps regularly and at tha same time??? No weird stuff growing in the tap system? Ivan.

:icon_offtopic: MUFF :icon_drool2: :icon_drool2: E muff said.

Yeah???No Shit???

If you'd have left the thumb nail long,,, Would this then be classed as a Snot-Major???

Looks like the Pimp, and the Ride.