Why has Nick JD got the arse?

[of mice and gods]

I must admit I was lured by the massive post count and went straight to the last page.

But after reading that.. what the **** are you guys going on about in here?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Only a fool would think an AHB topic would stay on topic after this many pages

 

[of mice and gods]

It's not that it is 'off-topic', it's that I don't know what the hell the current topic even is!

 

[wbosher]

My airlock isn't bubbling...

 

[warra48]

My airlock isn't bubbling...

...and strangling kittens in front of your kid sister.....

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I am to busy catching rice gulls. I think thede chips must be no good.

 

[Bribie G]

BIAB gives you botulism, hang on sorry, that's no chill gives you botulism.

 

[Bada Bing Brewery]

So I haven't really missed anything.
BBB

 

[pk.sax]

What can ya say. You boss.

 

[wbosher]

I am to busy catching rice gulls. I think thede chips must be no good.

I can't eat your ghost chips...
Edit: chups

 

[warra48]

So I haven't really missed anything.
BBB

Correct.

 

[shaunous]

Fuk me that's an ugly fishy fishy fishy...

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I can't eat your ghost chips...
Edit: chups

prob should stop using chicken salt

 

[Dave70]

I once attempted to produce a cheap substitute for chicken salt using OXO stock cubes, table salt and MSG.
Ironically it wound up being more expensive.
Tasted like snake.
Or crocodile.

 

[shaunous]

My cat found and brought a black snake into my house this morning, or maybe it was in the house already? She then ate the head off, anyone want the body?

 

[Dave70]

My cat found and brought a black snake into my house this morning, or maybe it was in the house already? She then ate the head off, anyone want the body?

Perhaps also the cat has been getting all the credit for keeping the mice down when in reality, it was the snake all along.
If the mouse population now begins to rise, you should consider a replacement snake.

Why not keep the body and make a stir fry?
I hear it tastes a bit like pork.

 

[goomboogo]

Use some home-made chicken salt and it'll taste like snake.

 

[Camo6]

My cat found and brought a black snake into my house this morning, or maybe it was in the house already? She then ate the head off, anyone want the body?

Wouldn't the head be poisonous?

 

[spog]

Head is not poisonous just pleasurable. .cheers..spog...

 

[shaunous]

This is the 2nd black snake head it has eaten, and I have just been informed it ate half the body earlier, and has now regurgitated it back up, un-chewed. So my original offer still stands,

Who wants a post regurgitated half snake body?

I'm all stocked up on frozen chickens(local pubs fun draw) and my homemade Jerky.

If it was a Brown snake Camo, the cat would be in our pet cemetery by now, black snakes, especially 2 feet long babies aren't all that bad