Using brewers yeast to make morphine

[Bribie G]

Keeps Tasmanians employed.

 

[sponge]

Skip the morphine and just drink more beer to ease the pain.

 

[Dave70]

And Narcan vendors.

 

[quantum8]

The story reminds me of this

 

[Airgead]

Indeed.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Can just see them in the western suburbs.....Just going to the shop mum to get a jar of smack

 

[Weizguy]

(Now, what aroma hops to use on a morphine lager? Quote Feldon)

I doubt whether you'd give a ****.

Ah yes, a perhaps unintended reference to the constipation effects of opiates...

 

[Lincoln2]

I went to a party and we hot-knifed some opium grown and produced in the Atherton Tablelands. Party went from 11/10 to very snoozy-town within 30 minutes. Good stuff.

But you can keep the horse - I ain't touching that ****.

 

[indica86]

Or you could avoid the convolution and just order your papaver somniferum seeds from a supplier on e bay and produce your smack the old fashioned, non GM way.

You'll find the supermarket ones are the same and grow too,.

 

[sponge]

Hot-knife... Long time no see.

 

[Dave70]

You'll find the supermarket ones are the same and grow too,.

Yep. Cheap way to seed the garden if you like poppies and a ready supply of baking ingredients and traditional medicine.

 

[sponge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFqOSa7u0dA