Things I learned from watching action movies

[Dave70]

OT. But the one and only thing I learned from Romantic Comedy movies is this bloke is in every single one of them. Or at least for the 5 seconds it takes me to get up from my chair and leave the room.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

OT. But the one and only thing I learned from Romantic Comedy movies is this bloke is in every single one of them. Or at least for the 5 seconds it takes me to get up from my chair and leave the room.

Is that so you can get SWMBO a nice hot drink , some biscuits and a few tissues...?

 

[Dave70]

Is that so you can get SWMBO a nice hot drink , some biscuits and a few tissues...?

Yeah right, here's Dave the muppet providing the solace with his stable table of coco and bickies whilst some philandering Englishman gets the girls and makes them cry. Nuts to that.

Be like basically re living my high school romances, and then some..

 

[Black Devil Dog]

Female runs in high heels to escape bad man, shoe comes off and she falls over, she is in very grave danger from bad man.
Hero man saves her.

Female returns to office/house/bad place and bad man will be there. Female is again in very grave danger.
Hero man saves her.... again.

(repeat similar scenarios endlessly)

Female who makes poor decisions and runs in high heels, falls in love with hero man.



The end.

 

[peteru]

Baddies have facial hair -> therefore baddies are brewers.

 

[petesbrew]

Whenever I need to jump in a car in a hurry:
1. it's always a manual
2. it never stalls.
3. I never need to adjust the seat.

 

[DUANNE]

put a silencer on any gun and it will be truly silent even high velocity rifle rounds wont have a supersonic crack to them. if you have a scoped rifle you become an instant sniper that doesn't have to adjust for drop or windage no matter how long a shot your taking.if you shoot the bad guy in the finger they die but a bullet through youre heart is only a minor wound thet you will recover from before the final redemption scene.

 

[Droopy Brew]

In the absence of a silencer, a handy nearby cushion will completely muffle the noise of a. 44 revolver.