Stag Semen Stout

[earle]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen

Whaaaaat?



Best quote from the article though:

"There's only one way to serve semen stout and that's handpulling it."

 

[warra48]

Well, we now know Katie and Elvy do swallow.........

 

[Dave70]

Senator Corey Bernardi would describe this the thin edge of the wedge I suspect.

 

[jyo]

I hope the price per pint isn't too deer.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Senator Corey Bernardi would describe this the thin edge of the wedge I suspect.

I would love to give him a pint of it and tell him after the fact :lol:

 

[earle]

I would love to give him a pint of it and tell him after the fact :lol:

He could use it wash down some prairie oysters

 

[Dave70]

Pale ale next?

 

[Weizguy]

This is next-level above stirring a beer with your knob, innit?

Wondering what makes stag jizz into export-quality?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I want to know who the person is that has to collect the semen

 

[Weizguy]

I want to know who the person is that has to collect the semen

Probably knock out the stag and collect via electro-ejaculation, like they do with possums.

I bet it's not all from the one beast, but blended Stag ejac, like a blended whisky, only thicker and saltier.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I actually knew a bloke that on his business card he had " Bull Puller"

He used to make shit load collecting semen from champion bulls

Funny man to

 

[earle]

There was some footage on TV in the last week, maybe on The Weekly, of collecting semen from one of the remaining white rhino's. All very manual, the bloke was obviously well practiced but I'm not sure if the rhino had a smile or not.

 

[Dave70]

I want to know who the person is that has to collect the semen

Be a wanker for sure.

 

[michaeld16]

Probably knock out the stag and collect via electro-ejaculation, like they do with possums.

I bet it's not all from the one beast, but blended Stag ejac, like a blended whisky, only thicker and saltier.

you sound well versed in jacking stag and possums there mate

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Beastiality is illegal in most countries

Bernardi would be have kittens over it

 

[Weizguy]

you sound well versed in jacking stag and possums there mate

Where I attended University in Newcastle, they had quite a possum study program, but I never participated. A photo of the device in question, which looked like a small electric cattle prod, was included in a Biology Society annual magazine (with a comment about being available for party hire)

Have also seen it on television, you understand.

 

[earle]

Beastiality is illegal in most countries

Bernardi would be have kittens over it

The kittens will come in handy as I've heard that his airlock is not bubbling.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Somehow I dont see Bernardi as a home brewer...

Fuckwit yes, Brewer no

 

[michaeld16]

. A photo of the device in question, which looked like a small electric cattle prod, was included in a Biology Society annual magazine (with a comment about being available for party hire)

Have also seen it on television, you understand.

this may be how my wife managed to get pregnant

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

You do realise where the put the electro stimulator..... :lol: