Short Scottish Joke!

[PHARSYDE]

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

"Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"



To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
"Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"

 

[bum]

Oh, I get it - Scottish librarians are so vulgar!

Why does this joke have such a pointlessly parochial bent?

 

[peas_and_corn]

Yeah, I was thinking that too- the punchline has nothing to do with the person being scottish, in fact I originally heard it before as merely 'a person asks for a book on suicide'. I personally find it funnier, since the '****'s distract from the puchline that implies he will use the book's info to kill himself and thus be unable to return it.

 

[jonocarroll]

A man of no distinguishable descent goes into a book store, and asks "do you have the book 'coping with rejection without resorting to violence'?"...

 

[AlphaOne]

Why do scottsmen wear kilts?
'cause sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

 

[stillscottish]

The sheep don't mind the sex, it's the fookin' accent they can't stand..........