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davedoran

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[SIZE=11pt]An Oldie with a current feature! Keep reading to the end...[/SIZE]



[SIZE=18pt]It begins when this[/SIZE][SIZE=18pt] man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]Ribbit 9 Iron.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]Boom![/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]He hits it 10 inches from the cup.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]He is shocked.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]He says to the frog,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Wow that's amazing..[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]You must be a lucky frog he asks?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]The frog replies,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Ribbit Lucky frog.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]The man decides to take the frog
With him to the next hole.

'What do you think frog?'
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]The man asks.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Ribbit 3 wood.'[/SIZE]


[SIZE=18pt]The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one...
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]The man is befuddled and doesn't know
What to say.
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
Asks the frog,
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]'OK where to next?'
The frog replies,
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]'Ribbit Las Vegas ...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]' They go to Las Vegas
And the guy says,
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'OK frog, now What?'[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]Upon approaching the roulette table,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]The man asks,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'What do you think I should Bet?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]The frog replies[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

Now, this is a
Million-to-one shot to win, but
After the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.

Boom!
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Tons of chips come sliding back across the table [/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]The man takes his winnings and
Buys the best room in the Hotel.
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]He sits the frog down and Says,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies,

'Ribbit Kiss Me.'
He figures why not,

Since after all the frog did for Him,
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]He deserves it..[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]With a kiss, the frog turns into a
Gorgeous 25-year-old girl.
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]"And that, Your honour, is how the girl
Ended up in my room.
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]So help me God....." Craig Thompson[/SIZE]
 
dave doran said:
[SIZE=18pt]Now, this is a
Million-to-one shot to win, but
[/SIZE]
Actually, a straight up bet on an Australian table is 36:1. If he was in America it would be 37:1. Either way his payout is 35:1 - a handy 105K.
 
Airgead said:
Actually, a straight up bet on an Australian table is 36:1. If he was in America it would be 37:1. Either way his payout is 35:1 - a handy 105K.
LOL... but when you're hammered andjust carted a frog to Las Vegas it would feel like a million dollars! :lol:
 
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