dickTed
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A new kit brewer walks in to a home brew shop.
He sees a sign which says CONDOMS SOLD & FITTED
He asks the attractive young lady attendant "Is that statement on the sign there true?"
The lady leans over the counter, showing her ample cleavage. "Yes" she purrs.
"Tell me," he asks, "who fits them?"
"I do" she replies.
"Well then," he said, "would you please wash your hands and give me a can of Coopers?"
He sees a sign which says CONDOMS SOLD & FITTED
He asks the attractive young lady attendant "Is that statement on the sign there true?"
The lady leans over the counter, showing her ample cleavage. "Yes" she purrs.
"Tell me," he asks, "who fits them?"
"I do" she replies.
"Well then," he said, "would you please wash your hands and give me a can of Coopers?"
