Motorized bike to survive apocalypse?

[Online Brewing Supplies]

I read about this beast this morning and thought I need one.
Thoughts ?

 

[StalkingWilbur]

Am I only just now finding out you're a "prepper"?

 

[fraser_john]

If the zombie apocalypse actually occurs, I'll be blasting my way to the nearest dirt bike shop with the trusty firearms and confiscating one, rather than buying one now

 

[pcmfisher]

I already have one stashed in my bunker..........

 

[Mardoo]

Together with the motorized town bike they will re-populate the earth.

 

[djar007]

The front mud guard looks like a waste of time. Unless it doubles as a boomerang.

 

[i-a-n]

Just a couple of tips for those days men.
Always leave an air gap between their head and their neck, preferably several metres. (this works with 99% of all monsters, not just zombies) and if you need to rush through a door, close the bloody thing behind you! Many monsters are able to negotiate open doorways with ease.

 

[Dave70]

I plan to let a zombie bite me and go with the flow.
Just less fucken hassle..

 

[Online Brewing Supplies]

I really liked the compound crossbow, a nice touch.

 

[mr_wibble]

The problem is the motor - a bicycle just doesn't need one, although *if* it was titanium, well then...

Although I expect some of that componentry could be a little heavy once you add all those must-have survival accoutrements.

 

[black_labb]

If I was able to go at a reasonable speed I'd want a weapon firing forward to clear a path. I agree with the bicycle. relying on a motorbike and then running out of petrol at the wrong time would be less than ideal.

Edit - just noticed it can be pedalled as well, may be worthwhile to use the motor to escape to a safer place and then ditch the motor to save petrol.

 

[dent]

I thought your postie bike was close enough?

I reckon for post apocalyptic you really need steam power, firewood instead of petrol. Or both.

 

[manticle]

I am building a 7 hectare tank from titanium so I spit on your bicycle. My tank has a gymnasium, brewery and a futsal court. I have already organised for malt and hop delivery.

 

[tavas]

I am building a 7 hectare tank from titanium so I spit on your bicycle. My tank has a gymnasium, brewery and a futsal court. I have already organised for malt and hop delivery.

Bandido is that you?

 

[manticle]

No but I do have a CAD drawing and a pvc mini mock up version to show you how serious I am. I also bought some really expensive valves that I can use for my automated badminton court.

 

[tavas]

Throw in an alien mask and some toilet paper rolls and I swear you're the real deal. Oh and 45 pages of telling us about it

 

[manticle]

I also have a variety of cold steel apparatus, including throwing shovels, two handed swords, shuriken and special baseball bat. Endless supply of whole pigs and steak stuffed in shoes to test the edge of the blades too.
Also got a strapon lawnmower a la braindead in case of infiltration but that's a last resort.

 

[manticle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ledM32E4A&app=desktop

 

[Camo6]

"Manticle kicks arse for the Lord!"

Why does the human brain retain worthless movie quotes yet can't recall where it left the keys?

 

[manticle]

Custard anyone?