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Bribie G

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(Kissing a man without a moustache is like eating an egg without salt.)

Spanish Proverb


I'm growing a mo and goatee set so I can give Ducatiboy Stu a big pash next time I see him.
What's your take on facial hair?


I'm already turning into a beard fiddler. Does that subside in time? I noticed that Stu keeps his hand firmly on his schooner.
 
I'm growing my filthy Mo back, although it makes me look like a dirty ped, and most people hate it. The small percentage of people who give a '**** that Mo is awesome' make it all worth while. Although be fuked if I'm pashing Stu, hairy bastard.
 
Got a 3 week beard going with my holidays, and will be shaving it back to some big filthy moustache... Beards are popular and I hate popular stuff..
 
angus_grant said:
Got a 3 week beard going with my holidays, and will be shaving it back to some big filthy moustache... Beards are popular and I hate popular stuff..
If I could grow a decent beard I'd be rockin a Merlin style and walking around with a big stick. But I cannot grow one for ****.

So Dennis Ferg moustache it is.
 
Damn you Bribie....just trimmed down to a goatee..full length

Sorry to the Kyogle boys....full beard will be back in approx 7.5 days
 
Permanent stubble look for many years by use of a beard trimmer set to '0'

We can talk about the hair arrangement towards the top of my head some other time.
 
On the above note had a fanny tickler down to my sternum for a decade. She finally got that one off me and now I only have a 2 week stubbly, the plus side her vagingo is kept smooth as a whistle. Baby bottom smooth, I likes.
 
I hate not being able to grow facial hair :(
I wanna look like Billy Gibbons...
 
Ducatiboy stu said:
Damn you Bribie....just trimmed down to a goatee..full length

Sorry to the Kyogle boys....full beard will be back in approx 7.5 days
I'm currently sporting what my workmates affectionately call my "gay porn" mo. However with the cooler weather coming I think it's full beard time again until September. The other Kyogle bloke has no choice - his missus has threatened a divorce if he ever loses the beard.
 
Sported a beard since I was 15 pretty much. Occasionally I go through phases of keeping it trimmed and neat. Mostly I look like some cave man. Very rarely (maybe once a year or so) I'll go clean shaven. Wife hates it.
As for the pants. Yeah trim down there and occasionally the wifes best friend attacks my crack with the hot wax (which aside from being inconvenient to get done is actually really good - especially for keeping ones mud dot clean after a ****) - I'm like a ******* bear from the waist down.

My dad on the other hand has never sported any facial hair and hates it.
 
angus_grant said:
Got a 3 week beard going with my holidays, and will be shaving it back to some big filthy moustache... Beards are popular and I hate popular stuff..
Don't worry mate. You could never be popular :lol:
 
I've never had quality joinage from the side burns to the chin. My top lip looked more like a cricket match (11 each side) so I never had a beard. By the time I hit 38 and could see some joinage in a 3 day growth it was bloody grey! Hardly a grey on my head at 43 though. Strange since this is my 'youngest hair'
 
Day 2 into clean shaven sides...

Already sporting 3 days worth of growth..


Goatee is...well....sexy..


Gotta say...after not having used a razor after 5 years....I kind of feel sexy...

In a very Kyogle kind of wsy.
 
I have a huge woolen beard. Here's me next to a frozen lake.

Me by the frozen lake.JPG

Please photoshop as you feel fit.

We cool now Stu?

By the way, not to belittle my people to much, but I'm the middle of the mountains in Colorado (It's a State that's not Texas) and you know what's on the damn ice?

Cheetos. So yeah, we got that going for us.
 
(Kissing a man without a moustache is like eating an egg without salt.)

Spanish Proverb


I'm growing a mo and goatee set so I can give Ducatiboy Stu a big pash next time I see him.
What's your take on facial hair?


I'm already turning into a beard fiddler. Does that subside in time? I noticed that Stu keeps his hand firmly on his schooner.
Doesn't bother me as I'm growing one and the mop as well cause the granddaughter asked

the misses ****** hates it, pesters me to chop it off but the kids are more important to me

the beard fondling goes with time

I look like a bit of a hobo so after this chrissy will have a haircut n shave

my son reckons I should get a crewcut and I will look fucken great

I do admit that I look like a bit of a wild man
 
It's coming on really well, far thicker than in my 20s.

Isn't it disappointing that as you get older the hair tends to slip down off the head and take residence elsewhere, like the beard, nostrils, ears, chest, back and crotch.

Attacked the nether regions the other day with a No 1 shears as it was beginning to look like a Japanese Porn Tube - followed it up with some judicial shaving, now it's getting prickly.
 

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