I remember in High School we had a casual teacher one day who asked us to write our names down on the roll so she could see who was present. In addition to our own names, many of us wrote down some of these "classic" joke names, like Mike Hunt, Wayne Kerr, Hugh Jaars, etc.
Once the list was handed in, the teacher looked it over and said "right, there's obviously more names on here than students... some of you are obviously trying to cover for students who've ditched class, aren't you! So, I'm going to READ THE ROLL OUT LOUD, and I expect those present to answer!"
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