Is There A Worse Name Than Mike Hunt?

[petesbrew]

NSW gaming minister used to be Richard Face......

I work at the casino, you should see some of the names I see......

Supaporn
Pornsuk
Titiporn......


These are all legit Thai names...

Yeah they love their porn names in thailand. Always good for a chuckle.

 

[Pollux]

I have actually met a Titisuk Supaporn.......

I actually laughed when he handed me his membership card, I don't think he got why....

 

[ikern]

Gotta love the Thai names. I had to deal with one of our people from our site in Thailand and her first name was Pornphan....

Also heading to Shanghai for a training session and one of the other attendees is called Silky Wang......can't wait to put a name to face.

Soz.

 

[peas_and_corn]

I once overheard roll call for a primary school and one kid's name was Dorkus

 

[mr_tyreman]

i got a coupla mates who are brothers Wang and Car

spelt quang and khang or some shit.....hahahaha

 

[smudge]

I had a competition with a mate with the winner being the one who could produce a photocopy of a driver's licence with the
strangest/weirdest name. This went on for a year or so with plenty of good ones.

Until I conceded. An asian lass who wanted to keep her family name (Pong) and choose a christian name more accepted in her
new country chose............Fanny.

I kid you not!

Cheers,
smudge

 

[Boozy the clown]

I have met Kum Kum Lucky.

I went to school with Gavin Mycock. Met his dad, Richard Mycock.

 

[glennheinzel]

A couple of Korean names - BongKyo and Hyemin.

An economist at Morgan Stanley is Dick Berner.

There's also the story about the Nuss removalists. Their sons are P.Nuss and A.Nuss.

 

[zabond]

The two Scots :BEN DOON & PHILIP McCAVITY or the Irish pair MICHALE FITSPATRICK & PATRICK FITSMICHALE

 

[newguy]

My cousin swears this is a real person. He worked with a guy whose last name was Orpinka. He had a niece, first name Orlinka. Yes, Orlinka Orpinka. Cruel parents.

 

[TidalPete]

In my surf club days we used to have a bloke in the club who used to get more than his fair share (If you know what I mean )
Some sheila saw me & a mate looking out of the front window of the clubhouse & yelled out to us "Is Mark Hunt up there?"
As there are now a few females on this forum I"ll leave it to your imagination the replies she got before she took off in all haste. :lol:

TP

 

[jonocarroll]

You need a license to own a gun or drive a car, but somehow parenting is free-for-all...

 

[petesbrew]

:lol: :lol:

Before our 1st kid was born we got a great book called "what not to name your child".
It had some brilliant tips in there. eg.
don't call a white kid a black kid's name like Leroy,
don't give names they can't live up to eg, Einstein (They'll constantly get sarcastic comments like "nice one einstein", everytime they f##k up.)
Don't chose names of villains, eg, Pol Pot, Adolf... etc.

Shit it's a funny book.

 

[kevo]

Heard of a female teacher whose surname was Carriage.

Being unmarried, her name was Miss Carriage.

Apparently one of her students rang a local radio station and won a prize because of her teacher's unfortunate name.

True story

Kev

 

[bowie in space]

Gaye Girle - My mums boss's name after she married a frenchman :huh:

 

[ikern]

The Olympics have also been a source of interesting names. A couple that I recall (apologies in advance for dodgy spelling) -

American female swimmer - Misty Hymen
Italian basketballer - F@cker (was great listening to the announcers trying to point out the proper pronounciation while a guys running round a basketball court with F@cker on his back)

Cheers,

Soz

 

[hatchor]

Used to live in university accommodation..... next door neighbours were both great people with even better names.

The bloke was called Duk Kwak and the girl was Annal Stoker..... there was also a guy on the floor called Rheams Akid....

interesting times i must say, we had a maori guy that used to just walk the halls with a garbage bag full of beer and ice, offering anyone who would have one with him! God knows where he got the cash, but he always had beer!

 

[FarsideOfCrazy]

At a place on the NSW south coast called Gerringong there is a real estate agent there called Dick Payne. So we propmtly 'borrowed' the small sign above the door which was carelessly attached with only 2 u bolts.

The next day we walked past having a chuckle and above the door was another sign just like the one we 'borrowed'. It must have happened so often that he got the signs made in bulk.

ps. I did this in my misspent youth and don't condone 'borrowing' other peoples things.

 

[glenos]

I've just had a series of Hep A and B immunisations from Dr Payne.

 

[Adamt]

Ohhh that reminds me... there used to be a chiropractor near us, had a massive sign on a building at an intersection:

DR C. SLAUGHTER
CHIROPRACTOR