If the English Test Team were a beer, what kind of beer would they be?

[slcmorro]

Judging by their current performance, and their most recent while on tour in Australia, I'd be inclined to say something like a Corona. Yellow, weak as piss and with a skunky smell.

 

[vortex]

American Light Lager, because they're PISS WEAK.

 

[Mardoo]

I'll go a Mild

 

[beerbog]

TUN.

 

[waggastew]

Next morning dregs; flat, lifeless and stale.

 

[Not For Horses]

They're more like homebrew.
Sometimes amazing sometimes complete shit.
Plus there's only a small minority that actually have an appreciation for them.

 

[NewtownClown]

A cider; with fruit extract.
A middie of low alcohol shandy with a straw and umbrella

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Fosters

Only the English think they're good

 

[krausenhaus]

Something flat and fruity.

 

[Scooby Tha Newbie]

An opened can of Vb left in the sun for three days?

Something flat and fruity.

 

[DU99]

fosters light ice..pretending to be a full strength taste,but only low alcohol..

 

[bradsbrew]

The beer in the drip tray because it does not catch very well, makes a mess when pace is involved and only gets washed once a week.

 

[Linford]

A Diet Ale shandy

 

[carniebrew]

I think this British Style Ale is complete appropriate: Blithering Idiot

 

[carniebrew]

Or, given they're playing like a bunch of sheila's (Southern Stars excepted of course): Vergina Beer

 

[warra48]

They don't have a test team.

They're all apprentices trying out for a game on some English Village Common Green.

No way are they like any beer, more like a flat soda water.

 

[yum beer]

They are very much akin to the brew my local pub makes...oh wait, my local pub does not make beer.....
The pommie cricket team don't play cricket...
So I would say they would be a non existent beer in a non existent location fuelled only by the pissy minds of drunken barmy pommie bastards drinking megaswill in the sun.......

 

[Yob]

coopers canadian blonde with a kilo of table sugar

 

[mje1980]

The same beer our team was 2 years ago. Short memories huh!?

 

[carniebrew]

The same beer our team was 2 years ago. Short memories huh!?

When did we lose 5-0 on foreign soil again??