Join the club! I was just re-reading mine! I have an excuse but first...
When I mentioned that there are some stingy people about, I was thinking of an HBS guy I met in Perth. We got talking and he told me of some guy who came in, questioned him for 30 minutes on some bit of equipment and then said, "Hey, I can build that at home!" Poor bugger.
Now the reason my post #15 here was so long was that I had done a dry run on some of the AG process and at the time had 2 visitors, one who asked within 5 minutes, "How do you make beer?" What a girl!
So I proceeded to have a beer and explain the brewing process. They were not good listeners. Here's a very low quality pic of them watching Oprah half-way through my 5 hour lecture...
(There's the pic Normell!)
I tried to enlist them as brewing assistants but it took 2 hours just to train them to say, "Awesome," in unison from the couch in response to interesting comments I would make like, "Hey! It just dropped 5 degreed in 5 minutes!"
So, after all that I was a little tired and possibly wobbly.
Goatherder, they are absolutely useless brew assistants so yes, you can buy them!