Scare the **** out of her.
1) identify penny farthing riding hipster
2) immediately lie down face up in the path of said hipster (or genuine penny farthing riding historian)
3) free upskirt glance (because you used your phone or 100x zoom ***** extension lens) for all on AHB because you are the toppest bloke ever for sharing
4) profit, glory, and awesomeness
fin