Here Kitty!

[scott70]

sounds good though.
are you a real alien or are you just tricking?

 

[johnno]

play the kitty canon game and see how far you cand get the kitty to go.
I got to 484 feet.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kittycannon.html

johnno

 

[Weizguy]

pix
tight pussy
View attachment tight_pussy.bmp

wet pussy


shaved pussy


Seth out

 

[bonk]

Johnno :
I got to 484 feet.

not bad, check out this bad boy.

 

[ozbrewer]

Johnno :
I got to 484 feet.

not bad, check out this bad boy.

[post="64815"][/post]​

igot 1334....but WTF do you do a screan capture like that?

 

[ozbrewer]

1436

 

[bonk]

why did i do a screen capture?

why not, plus i figured it was a 'safe' way to verify my score.

 

[ozbrewer]

sorry bonk, i typed that sooo wrong...i meant how TF do you do it, i recon its cool.......

 

[dicko]

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's dolphin, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
- Jessica Simpson

At least there's one person in this world who is more confused than you guys. h34r:

[post="64728"][/post]​

I 'll bet she would be more confused if she saw this.

 

[deebee]

It's not too hard to eradicate them from your neighbourhood. Make friends with them and get them to drop in from time to time for a feed. Then crush a few panadol into their sardines. When they have finished their meal, make a big scary noise and they will run away to die somewhere else. This works and is apparently more humane than snail baits (also effective).

Repeat this process to its natural conclusion and you will notice native birds, lizards and other small fauna return to your neighbourhood.

If you own a cat and you are worried that you may live in my neighbourhood, keep it neutered and inside and I can guarantee its safety. (Bells do not work unless they weigh over 1kg.)

"Free Cat" -- I'm still laughing.

 

[Tony M]

Okay, Lets really get stuck into these cats. Let your kids play. See what they will turn out like in 20 years.

http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks2/index.html

 

[deebee]

It's not too hard to eradicate them from your neighbourhood. Make friends with them and get them to drop in from time to time for a feed. Then crush a few panadol into their sardines. When they have finished their meal, make a big scary noise and they will run away to die somewhere else. This works and is apparently more humane than snail baits (also effective).

Repeat this process to its natural conclusion and you will notice native birds, lizards and other small fauna return to your neighbourhood.

If you own a cat and you are worried that you may live in my neighbourhood, keep it neutered and inside and I can guarantee its safety. (Bells do not work unless they weigh over 1kg.)

"Free Cat" -- I'm still laughing.

[post="64875"][/post]​

Ooops I have certainly worn my opinions on my sleeve a little too blatantly here and have understandably attracted some attention by PM. I extend my genuine apologies to any reponsible cat owners and animal lovers generally if I have offended anyone. Shock tactics were employed to jolt people out of the complacency most cat owners have about their little kitty not harming a flea. Cats are killers by nature not because they are evil but because evolution programmed them that way. I consider myself to be an animal lover and for this reason I do take a stance against cats being allowed to roam at will.

I am reliably advised that paracetamol is not a humane way to kill cats. I do not particularly advocate the killing of cats and have comfortably lived with my own neighbour's cats for several years. They are neutered and kept inside at night.

I do advocate the responsible owning of cats provided that they are neutered, kept inside, especially at night, and made to wear bells.

In summary, I pull my head in generally but most of all, I apologise for posting about cats on a beer forum.

 

[Asher]

"Word-Up" deebee....

I know this is a beer forum.... but I have to post this pic I just got via email...



....Enough said about cat owners... h34r:

Asher for now

 

[Asher]

No its not my cat...... or my reflection :beer: :beerbang:

 

[warrenlw63]

:lol: :lol: Asher expecting a PM from the moderators any time soon?

Warren -

(Thought it was Groucho Marx)

 

[bonk]

johnno, right, understand now. i just did an alt+prtsc, stuck it in mspaint, cut out the bits and then attached it to the post.

 

[ozbrewer]

exelent, thanks mate, ive alays wanted to do that......mayte, dont ever take anything i say the wrong way.....i have dyslexic fingers and i awlways type it wrong....thank for teaching me a new trick

 

[FNQ Bunyip]

Yes thanks for the screen shot tip Bonk. I've wanted to do that sooo many times and could never work it out ...

Busy telling Swmbo I need to spend more time @ AHB to learn more great tip's ..



Cheers FNQBunyip

 

[Linz]

How they really are



How they should be




Where they might be of use

 

[TidalPete]

play the kitty canon game and see how far you cand get the kitty to go.
I got to 484 feet.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kittycannon.html

johnno

876 enjoyable feet johnno.