I got some flavoured condoms and suggested to the missus we give them a try. She drops to her knees, looks up and sais " mmm cheese and bacon"
I said " relax darl I havn't put one on yet"
Classic!
I had some blue vodka cruizer flavoured ones and man was it disturbing when I went to a family gatheing to see my sister drinking the the same flavoured cruizers. so wrong!