Kramer
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A man goes to the confessional and begins, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned."
"What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back.
"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel
absolutely terrible."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the priest.
"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going
to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the
fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Father," says the man.
"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his
mouth, and began to run away."
"Is that when you swore?" asks the priest again.
"Well, no," says the man. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came
down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is that when you swore?" asks the amazed priest.
"No, not yet," the man replies.
"As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew toward the
green. As it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped
my ball."
"Did you swear then?" asks the now impatient priest.
"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes,
careened off a big rock, rolled through a sand trap onto the green, and
stopped within six inches of the hole."
The priest sighs. "You missed the putt, didn't you?"
sinned."
"What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back.
"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel
absolutely terrible."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the priest.
"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going
to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the
fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Father," says the man.
"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his
mouth, and began to run away."
"Is that when you swore?" asks the priest again.
"Well, no," says the man. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came
down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is that when you swore?" asks the amazed priest.
"No, not yet," the man replies.
"As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew toward the
green. As it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped
my ball."
"Did you swear then?" asks the now impatient priest.
"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes,
careened off a big rock, rolled through a sand trap onto the green, and
stopped within six inches of the hole."
The priest sighs. "You missed the putt, didn't you?"
