Door To Door Sales Man

[Wolfman]

Had a knock at the door today. This is what happened:



Knock knock knock at the door.

Hi my names nick.
Shannon. Hi nick.
Nick. I'm from blah blah blah doing blah blah blah. what are you up to today?
S. Making beer.
N. Really? I'm from Belgium and we like beer. Your beer here in Australia has no flavor.
S. I know it's shit isn't it. Here is the name of a few beers to try and a couple of pubs that have craftbeer on tap.
N. Oh thankyou very much.
S. No probs. Would you like to taste some of wolfmans finest?
N. Yes that would be nice.


I return with two pots.


S. This is a Aussie larger and this a raspberry wheat.
N. This Is a very tasty larger Shannon.
S. Thanks. I made it with my bare hands.
N. This raspberry wheat is also nice. I bet the ladies like this.
S. Yer I made it for my girlfriend, as she don't drink much it's left up to me.
N. Thankyou very much.
S. No probs. If you want to learn how to make beer, just come around some time.
N. Thanks again



Hahahaha he forgot what he was selling me in the end. Pisser!

 

[Murcluf]

Gold!!!

 

[peaky]

:lol: :lol:


Nice one!

 

[Jace89]

Oh wow I want that guys job now!

 

[DU99]

Classic :super:

 

[mkstalen]

Awesome :beer:

 

[mattyra]

I think I am going to have to get dressed up as a salesman and coming knocking on your door Shannon. :icon_drunk:

 

[Bribie G]

Lucky you got a Belgian. Next time an Indian calls round to try and get me to change electricity suppliers (which is happening in Queensland at the moment) I'll ask him in and make him eat some of my beef Vindaloo :lol:

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Reminds me of that time someone fed hash cookies to a couple of Mormons.
Not only did they forget what they were preaching, they forgot how to ride their bikes.

 

[bowie in space]

aaah beer, the ultimate distraction. Love your work Shan

 

[Gar]

haha nice, sounds like a decent bloke for a change.

I wish I was handed a pot when turning up to jobs!

 

[Pennywise]

Effin' classic. And to think I threatened to "escort" the last salesman off my property.

 

[Filby]

******* gold! Thanks mate for the only laugh Ive had today!

Now whats the recipe for the raspberry wheat then?

 

[pk.sax]

This is gold

PS: they really allowing electricity competition in qld now? Does that apply to fnq as well??!!
On the odd chance I should keep my eyes peeled for a hot backpacker trying to switch my lights out (pun).

 

[Wolfy]

Effin' classic. And to think I threatened to "escort" the last salesman off my property.

So true, no free beer for the people who knock on the door here!
If they're lucky they get a polite "No thankyou" before the door is closed.

 

[Deebo]

Do you invite the Jehovas witnesses / mormons etc in also?

 

[zxhoon]

hahaha classic, nice one!

 

[Pennywise]

So true, no free beer for the people who knock on the door here!
If they're lucky they get a polite "No thankyou" before the door is closed.

Considering I have a sticker on the Door that states "note salespeople, please do not knock, knocking here is unlawful", when they do, I am the law. Lol

If I'm already in a crappy mood, I step outside and tell em' to f**k off or I'll kick their arse, I also ask them to pass on the message to their mates as we often have the same company knocking several days in a row, or at least a few times that week. The way I see it, if I want to buy their shit, I'll f**ing go to them. They can piss off and stop interrupting my dinner or bathing the kids

 

[Silo Ted]

Hi my names nick.

What was he selling ? Surfboards?

S. Thanks. I made it with my bare hands.

Cracking grain must be a bitch.

Do you invite the Jehovas witnesses / mormons etc in also?

Only to watch monkey porn.

 

[manticle]

. They can piss off and stop interrupting my dinner or bathing the kids

I also would be upset if mysterious sales people were bathing my kids.