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eungaibitter1 said:
I hate the fucken microphones they put on the refs so you hear the ********* voice everytime he decides he'd better do something.
They should also take the microphones away from the channel 9 commentators.
 
shaunous said:
I am watching 'Being John Malkovich' for the first time.

WTF is this movie, I don't think I can watch the whole thing. I like really weird things, but this is crap weird, not good weird.
Maybe, 'Synecdoche, New York' will be more to your liking.
 
goomboogo said:
Maybe, 'Synecdoche, New York' will be more to your liking.
and I thought I was the only person that lost several hours of my life watching that...
.R.I.P Philip Seymour Hoffman

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goomboogo said:
They should also take the microphones away from the channel 9 commentators.
Gus G0uld needs one jammed down his throat, jeez that guy dribbles some absolute ****. Hey we all do when we're drunk, but his doing it sober, live on TV and paid to do so.
 
shaunous said:
Gus G0uld needs one jammed down his throat, jeez that guy dribbles some absolute ****. Hey we all do when we're drunk, but his doing it sober, live on TV and paid to do so.
The commentators aren't that bad, much better than the SBS football commentators, every time I hear Craig Foster's voice I want to punch something, not to mention the monotonous ****** who does the main call.

At least the NRL commentators get excited about their game.
 
The only thing I can say about nrl, is that I wish we had rabbits warren commentating the afl. That would be sweet, imagine him and Denis Commeti in the same box.
 
Donske said:
The commentators aren't that bad, much better than the SBS football commentators, every time I hear Craig Foster's voice I want to punch something, not to mention the monotonous ****** who does the main call.
At least the NRL commentators get excited about their game.
craig foster is an annoying *** I grant (annoyingly biased too -'oh Timmy Cahill was only a little bit offside') but I've always enjoyed people like Clive, Martin or Les.
 
Did anyone else notice Foster referring to the Australian players by their first names constantly? Timmy this, Luke that. **** off Fossie. I wanted to harm him.

But otherwise I like Martin Tyler and whenever Les Murray talks I can't help but focus.
 
Another two chefs down and gone... The first on a crack bender and maybe lock up the second banging the big mouth waitress. He is now looking to sue for harassment, he was the one giving it out to the wait staff so his 'mother' after calling the resturant and being given 10 numbers to call about his behaviour has backed down. **** I love this industry, drug ****** 20 something's who think they are good chefs, Fuckwits who think they can chef and tickets blowing... I'm sick of hearing about hats... Tickets blow from their bodies... Do the ******* job instead and we will keep you... Were you the head chef? Then why are you begging for a job here... **** I'm done with the industry, time to change it out, how do I tell my brother who is the head chef I'm leaving with the instinility in the kitchen, he needs me, I am a fall Back. Do everything etc.

I need to rage, sorry blokes.
 
And I'm still rageing, it's 2am and I'm still ******* pissed off, the rant has not satiated my wrath. I don't know who blew a lot of **** up some of these chefs ******** but it wasn't me, they are ********* chefs, lazy or over wanting in the quisine that is put out and then a frap chef anyway. We can't cut a break we have done 14 chefs in as many months, most sacked because of their ego and harassment issues. We have an ok floor on the days it counts but telling the girls they are dumb ***** on a regular bases makes no friends.

A chef that walks out of a kitchen in a small town is ******, no trust, etc.
 
I've worked as a waiter when I was younger and found most chefs to be egotistical *****. I know that doesn't help your problem, but I think it's ingrained in the industry. I have no idea why.
 
********... I'm nice...Maybe egotistical, but it's not your name the paper or the magazine wants is it??? I think manticore would back me up here. We have great wait staff and are trying to get away from that exact sterio type behaviour, some are just *****. As a kitchen we need to work with our wait staff to achieve a goal. I'm well and truly over phones. Don't touch them till after shift, and hearing, now that's a big one, when you hear a bell you run food, maybe not because a bell only means there is food ready and you will run it at your leasure.

Don't ask for a rare steak as it will sit under the lamps long enough to to be med well. It's getting beyond a joke...
 
I did say most. Actually, I'd like to change it. All are egotistical, most are *****.

No. Waiters names aren't on the food. But chefs also don't get chewed out by customers when something's not right. I don't even see why there's elitism. Everyone should be working together as a team.
 
Pilchard, I'd say the main factor in your staffing issues is that the majority of people who actually love food, and would be temped with a career in the kitchen. Probably get put off by the unsociable hours, split shifts and high pressure ect...

There was a day where I thought a chef would be a great job, but a couple of years front of house changed that opinion. It's unfortunate really.

I hope you can work it all out.
 
Pilchard said:
Another two chefs down and gone... The first on a crack bender and maybe lock up the second banging the big mouth waitress. He is now looking to sue for harassment, he was the one giving it out to the wait staff so his 'mother' after calling the resturant and being given 10 numbers to call about his behaviour has backed down. **** I love this industry, drug ****** 20 something's who think they are good chefs, Fuckwits who think they can chef and tickets blowing... I'm sick of hearing about hats... Tickets blow from their bodies... Do the ******* job instead and we will keep you... Were you the head chef? Then why are you begging for a job here... **** I'm done with the industry, time to change it out, how do I tell my brother who is the head chef I'm leaving with the instinility in the kitchen, he needs me, I am a fall Back. Do everything etc.

I need to rage, sorry blokes.
Have you read this?

You need to can those high maintenance white boys and hire some Mexican / Ecuadorian labor.

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Tahoose if I had a better looking head I'd prefer front of house. I just love to cook, as does my brother. It's like these young kids couldn't get an apprenticeship elsewhere so thaught 'I'll be a chef, it's easy' I just hope we find someone with passion soon.
 

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