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Ps. While I love many of the sports mentioned above, none of them are as good as MMA.
 
Really? The only MMA I have ever seen looked like a 20 minute gay porn clip. Two blokes hugging each other and rolling round on the floor.

All sports pale into insignificance beside historical fencing. You can have your MMA... I'll be there with my two handed sword.
 
Not even I'm crazy enough to do jousting. that really is a sport for the clinically insane. Give me a nice safe pole axe or ******* sword any day.
 
Airgead said:
MMA makes MMA look gay.
Turkish wrestling makes gay look hetro.

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Actually that reminds me of another quirky euro sport. Calcio Storico.
The object as best I can decipher appears to be to get the ball from one of the field to the other whilst shattering as many jaws as possible along the way. Kind of like how the Springboks roll..
Think volleyball / vale tudo hybrid, but with less rules but more Italian boofheads.



http://youtu.be/FNV7EYotnvI
 
Dave70 said:
Actually that reminds me of another quirky euro sport. Calcio Storico.
The object as best I can decipher appears to be to get the ball from one of the field to the other whilst shattering as many jaws as possible along the way. Kind of like how the Springboks roll..
Think volleyball / vale tudo hybrid, but with less rules but more Italian boofheads.
Ok so its kinda like an orgy of MMA but with a guy dressed as Genghis Kahn refereeing and for some reason Ronald Mcdonald is there too.
 
Liam_snorkel said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU
You cookin' Hughes? You gay mate?

Yeah I'm gay mate. I'm icing cakes with 30 chicks and you fuckwits are showering together.
 
Dave70 said:
Actually that reminds me of another quirky euro sport. Calcio Storico.
The object as best I can decipher appears to be to get the ball from one of the field to the other whilst shattering as many jaws as possible along the way. Kind of like how the Springboks roll..
Think volleyball / vale tudo hybrid, but with less rules but more Italian boofheads.



http://youtu.be/FNV7EYotnvI
We used to play this In school, we called it Italian Football though. There wasn't as much one on one boxing like in that vid, but it was pretty much no rules football, the ball just had to get across the opps line (rope in front of the boundary fences) with nothing ruled out to stop them. Teachers used to stop it every now and then so we had to pretend we were playing touch footy with a soccer ball. We even played this in primary school I remember. Kinda freaky u found a vid of it, I never knew it was real, I just figured it was something some stupid kid made up and we all played, I didn't even know what Tha Fuk Italians were back then. I better forward this onto the ol school mates :)
 
^ same thing at the primary school I went to - although we knew it colloquially as Mugby.
 
Nothing like going to a boxing match and having a game of football breaking out..
Wow.remonds me of Gaelic football
 

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