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Ducatiboy stu said:
That pretty much describes Copmanhurst.

Has a nice little pub to

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Did you also know that Cold Chisel - Flame trees was written about the Jacarandas in town here

and

Jailbreak was also written in G Town at the old basketball stadium

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Adding to my post #4477 I damned near lost it today !
A dumb as dog shit moron fuckwit said it was going to claim against the government because the food in ITs freezer went off,when IT was asked why IT said," every time I opened my freezer to check the power wasn't on", did you you leave a light on so when the power came back on you would know ?
" yeah ,but my freezer wasn't working".
Fark me ! There is a lot to said for practising safe sex and the individual concerned should have been shot up the sheets or swallowed !
Lord give me strength....please.
 
Having just mentioned i'm not normally a fan of shit canning the majors:

Went to the Pig & Whistle in Olinda today. 12 or so beers on tap, namely Old Speckled Hen and a few Fullers beers, plus a fair variety of others (Little Creatures & White Rabbit, etc).
Guy goes to the bar. Orders 2 Carlton Draughts.
Seriously?!?

THEY HAVE OLD SPECKLED HEN ON TAP.
THROUGH A SPARKLER!!!

Fuckwit. :ph34r:
Happy to say i enjoy a VB or CD, but when there's these kind of options ....
 
For the record, i went there with my In-Laws, & they're Chinese-Malaysian (i.e.: they're not really into beer).
My 77(!!) year old father-in-law asks what they have on tap,
Immediately orders a Kilkenny.

HE DOESN'T EVEN NORMALLY DRINK BEER!!! (generally a wine & Scotch drinker)

And he STILL knows to order something interesting!
 
spog said:
A dumb as dog shit moron fuckwit said it was going to claim against the government because the food in ITs freezer went off,when IT was asked why IT said," every time I opened my freezer to check the power wasn't on", did you you leave a light on so when the power came back on you would know ?
" yeah ,but my freezer wasn't working".
Fark me ! There is a lot to said for practising safe sex and the individual concerned should have been shot up the sheets or swallowed !
Lord give me strength....please.
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Had a switch bitch many years back that was not real bright
We had installed a brand new telephone exchange and gave her a nice looking switchboard panel. We specifically told her " Do not drink coffee over it or near it "
Well about 2 months latter she is whinging that it doesnt work, so pulled the top of it in front of her and what do you know...full of sticky coffee that had glued everything up.
Upon asking the worlds smartest if she drank coffee over the switchboard she replied " Well apart from my Coffee in the morning and the one at lunch I make sure I dont drink it near it....just like you told me..."
Everyone else in that office just looked at me and shook their heads...
 
Had a real bright spark at work yrs back who drilled 52 holes in concrete with the $1100.00 drill in reverse and didn't stop to wonder why smoke was coming from the motor = one burnt out drill.
The same bloke when asked to get a ladder asked the carpet layers if they had one,
" yep no worries once we've done the ceiling you can borrow it" he came back and told us this,we spent the rest of the day laughing or arses off.
 
spog said:
The same bloke when asked to get a ladder asked the carpet layers if they had one,
" yep no worries once we've done the ceiling you can borrow it" he came back and told us this,we spent the rest of the day laughing or arses off.GOLD
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GOLD
 
once had a bloke ring me up to look at his freezer, said it wasnt working his ice cream melted. got there and looked at the freezer, working fine, he put his ice cream in the fridge.
 
Got a mate here who is a fridgie...one of the old school ones

Always telling me about jobs he goes to where everything is thawed out before they ring that the fridge/coolroom/freezer has stopped working
 
never ceases to amaze me that nowadays with electronic controllers with big digital display on most coolrooms/freezer rooms these days right at the front door showing the temperature going through the roof they still dont notice until everything insides ruined.
 
My dog zapper hasn't fronted yet and over the past 4 days a perfect opportunity has come up,one of the neighbors mutts has been getting out and standing at my front gate barking at me.
With out the zapper handy i can't do anything as the mongrel backs off each time it comes within steel capped boot range.
I'll get the fucker,just wait and see.
Hmm I could leave the gate open a bit and ambush it......he he he.

What do Chinese restaurants pay per kilo for dog ?
 
my neighbours did a house swap and the peeps that stayed had a ******* yap yap dog, nine days of it

the person i share with doesn't want me to say anything to them, but i think **** them!, why should i have to put up with this shit because they house swap, hope they get fleas

does grumpiness come with old age

but i have to give them credit as they swap a few times a year and i've never had this before, always been pretty good
 
spog said:
My dog zapper hasn't fronted yet and over the past 4 days a perfect opportunity has come up,one of the neighbors mutts has been getting out and standing at my front gate barking at me.
With out the zapper handy i can't do anything as the mongrel backs off each time it comes within steel capped boot range.
I'll get the fucker,just wait and see.
Hmm I could leave the gate open a bit and ambush it......he he he.

What do Chinese restaurants pay per kilo for dog ?
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Shooting it like Stu said may not be the best solution due to legalities. But a less extreme variation of that theme is to fashion a good old shanghai. Freeze up some balls of ice and fire them. Will sting like **** and after a few minutes the ice melts leaving no evidence.

It is also fun.
 
Shot gun cart filled with Salt

Of course I would never condone shooting a yappy little C^%$ of a thing with real shot....except maybe solids...
 
Anyone who is interested, AEMO released their preliminary report on the SA Black Out.

It isn't over the top with technical info and is a fascinating read. The event timeline and system frequency plots tell the story.

I'll attach it later if people can't track it down.
 

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