Anyone Want To Invest

[Malted]

Oh geez, SWMBO might have a problem with me taking up her other job offer, but the money aint bad

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/collingwood...urs-/1008251327

(though you have to wonder what Susan looks like)

Ha ha ha that is farkin hillarious. It is not even April yet!

Edit: she didn't say if you had to bring your own riding crop or if it would be provided.

 

[evildrakey]

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/collingwood...urs-/1008251327

Jesus... I just broke a rib, scared the cat reading that...
I'm temporarily unemployed, so that off is vaguely appealing...

Nyah, who am I kidding...

 

[Hippy]

Susan seems cashed up. Maybe she should invest in the brewery. Edward Cullen Pilsener anyone?

 

[Malted]

Susan seems cashed up. Maybe she should invest in the brewery. Edward Cullen Pilsener anyone?

Is this thread going to link back to 'that' yeast story...

 

[bignath]

that's pretty fucken creepy actually.

Don't know what would be worse. Having someone you don't know in your room at night, or Inviting someone in your room that you don't know at night.

Besides the "pull from the pub" of course...

 

[evildrakey]

Besides the "pull from the pub" of course...

Isn't that why we all started drinking beer?

 

[beerbog]

I'm in, give me some contact details. I'll even chuck in the house. Great bargain. :super:

 

[Florian]

Anyone copied the last add?

Taken down already...

 

[bradsbrew]

I'm in, give me some contact details. I'll even chuck in the house. Great bargain. :super:

The brewery or Susan? :lol:

 

[Phoney]

Anyone copied the last add?

Taken down already...

Oh crap.

She was offering $600 for 3 hours of romance. This is all I could find from my facebook feed:

"I will require you to call me Bella. I also require that you do not enter my house from the front door but climb through my bedroom window that is attached to the second floor balcony of my terrace. It is not a difficult climb and if you lack the upper body strength required to hoist yourself then youre an unfit candidate for the role anyway. I would need you to come at 7pm and leave before 10. I also require you to dress in black. If you could apply some shimmering body lotion beforehand than that would help me a considerable amount.

I am not an unattractive woman. I am simply after something specific that I have wanted for a long time. "

It's either somebody taking the piss, or one crazy bitch!

 

[the_new_darren]

Hooo Hooo

 

[jyo]

I can't believe you guys have dragged this thread off topic.

 

[WitWonder]

My Nigerian Prince mate says it's safe - so all good.
Cheers
BBB

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