Anti Fart Additive

[bconnery]

Just take some charcoal pills instead of buggerising around with you beer if it's that much of a problem.

Me? I wanna work out how to get more, dirtier farts out of my brew. My SWMBO tends to beat me in those stakes and it is quite immasculating.

Even harsher considering your handle

Do you brew a lot of stouts / porters bum? I find they bring on the gas more so than other beers...
My wife sometimes goes away around stout/porter club nights...

 

[technocat]

When a group of blokes are sitting around having a session the conversation would not be understood without being punctuated by a resounding beer fart when required. A token expression of appreciation of the brew is well accepted in drinking circles and any attempt to inhibit such appreciation would not be tolerated. I have found that the fairer sex have no understanding of this male ritual. :huh:

:icon_chickcheers:

 

[Batz]

There's nothing like a good game of 'stick it' on the way home from a brew day or swap.
Air-cond. off, windows up...good fart and see who can stick it the longest :lol:

Batz

 

[rackemup]

I always thought it was the unfiltered yeast that gave homebrew its power

 

[bum]

Air-cond. off, windows up...good fart and see who can stick it the longest :lol:

I only play this game with unwilling participants - my version does involve the use of the power-window lock.

Another good one is to pinch out a silent one while driving and sound concerned and ask if anyone else can smell petrol.

Thanks to those with fart tips above but it isn't so much fart severity she beats me on - it is frequency and volume.