Another one of those daft brewing machines

[welly2]

With an even more ridiculous name. However, at least this one you can use your own grains, hops and yeast.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/igulu-smart-automated-craft-beer-home-brewery--4

 

[welly2]

Sorry, double posted somehow. Can someone delete this one? Or the other one. But one of them.

 

[Fraser's BRB]

With an even more ridiculous name. However, at least this one you can use your own grains, hops and yeast.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/igulu-smart-automated-craft-beer-home-brewery--4

Yes that is a silly name. Also, seems like a large investment for 5L of beer at a time and a long time to wait between each batch. Not sure about you, but 5L in this house won't make it out of the weekend.

 

[AJS2154]

Welly,

When you post something like this I would recommend it comes with a classification warning. FMD.......it took 2:06 minutes before we were told it was made with "passion". I was getting panicky waiting for that **** word to flop out. I could relax after that and enjoy watching the nerds with safety glasses and surgical masks make beer. Really?

Just beacuse Welly was too slack to classify the grandiose and pretentiuos marketing blurp, I thought it was incumbent on me to provide a warning:

 

[paulyman]

The title says "daft" brewing. Does it need a bigger warning?

 

[AJS2154]

Yeah, point taken pauly.......in my mind daft tends to indicate quirky, a bit silly.....sort of like On the Buses. I think crap like that need a far harsher classification. Irrespective, appologies to Welly for the premature criticism. I can be a premature corrector at times.

 

[MastersBrewery]

Considering the recent proliferation of such highly aspiring vapor ware perhaps a new thread for all such wonderful delights be created.

As above why would anyone want to make such a tiny batch. 20l is recipe development.

 

[AJS2154]

OK Boys.....I think we might be approaching this all from the wrong angle. We want to find this product a **** and therefore we do. I am going to run a proposal past you for consideration:

The WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery is available from Harvey Norman for $7499, or $154.93 per month. For this investment you get to brew 23 litres of fresher than commercial beer in the priovacy of your own home. This is where the iGulu really excells.......stay with me guys.......The iGulu (The Smartest, Highest Quality, Automated Craft Brewing System) will brew 5 litres of quality beer. The price of the iGulu is $AU752.

Here is my proposal. For $7499 you could buy (almost) 10 iGulus and brew 50 litres of The Smartest, Highest Quality, Automated Craft Brewed beer in your own home.......at the flick of a button.....and still wear your safety glasses and surgical masks. In my mind, comparing like for like, the iGulu is twice as attractive as the WilliamsWarne Personal Brewery.

The iGulu really does sell itself, but you have to open the mind, be receptive to new ideas. When you do, the world of The Smartest, Highest Quality, Automated Craft Brewed beer will be opened to you.

Over and out. Bed time. Anthony

 

[nosco]

Looks like Coopers (or affiliated) is goong to release one too.

http://brewart.com/