An Irish Baptism

[kiwisi]

Sorry to any Irish person I am about to offend or any other sensitive soul(seems to be a few)







A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes


upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk
into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher
turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he asks the drunk,


'Are you
ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
and asks the drunk,

'Brother, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'

The preacher
shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks
again,

'Have you found Jesus me brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, oi I haven't found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and
when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher
again asks the drunk,

'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'


The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher,
'Are you sure dis is where he fell
in?