Am I A Weirdo?

[Supra-Jim]

in our bedroom currently,.... a bar fridge which holds all of my yeast

My partner is understanding to say the least

If that fridge has a glass door, you could claim to be "performing" to an audience of billions, teachin' em a thing or two about the reproductive phase.......

Surely thats beats Ron Jermey hands down!!! :beerbang:

:icon_cheers: SJ

 

[loikar]

SHAME ON YOU BEERFINGERS!!!
I can't believe you didn't give it a kiss goodnight, read it a story and tucked it in!!!

That's just plain out and out brew negligence?

I don't know how you can sleep at night?

If it makes any difference, I was naked at the time.....and I was comfortable with that

 

[wakkatoo]

Got up in the darkness this morning to get ready for work. Heard a noise and thought one of the kids was up. Was getting ready to be grumpy at them when I realised it was the airlock talking to me.


I smiled and whispered "Good morning"

 

[bj42brumby]

FINGERS!!! Apparently no.. you're not weird. Let me rephrase that. In amongst THIS crowd.. you're not weird. Anywhere else and well, guess it's open for debate. And as a fellow noob.. um.. I actually understand what you're saying. I've started using the loo at the other end of the house, funnily enough next to the bathroom where the fermenters are.. just so I can lovingly caress them, maybe a little hug. Then I head back to the loungeroom, pat the handbrake and go about my business.
Oh.. and do you also make a beeline straight for the brew as soon as you get home, just to check ..

Not weird in the slightest...

 

[shellnaf]

I can relate to all of the above comments, also the boss doesn't understand when I get upset coz my brewing area smells like a laundry. It's full of useless space wasting equipment, you know washing machine, dryer, clothes baskets and crap like that. She just doesn't get it.

 

[loikar]

Oh.. and do you also make a beeline straight for the brew as soon as you get home, just to check ..

Not weird in the slightest...

I've been on leave since Australia Day and I dont go back until the 26th Feb.
I panic if I'm away from it for more than a couple of hours....Just in case I might need to throw a block of Ice in the Esky in where it lives.

Im getting separation anxiety just thinking about going back to work.

 

[shawnheiderich]

Yes very wierd... Now i will go to the start of the post and see why you are so weird.

:lol:

 

[raven19]

Adam said it best that this site supports your addiction, along with supporting all the rest of us with our addictions too!

Must be time for a beer now!

 

[InCider]

Confession: I've showered with my fermenters before. :blink:

 

[Pollux]

Next you will be walking down the street on council cleanup day and spotting items and thinking "How could I use that in my brewery"......

 

[Jase71]

Thank GOD i'm not alone!

but does dressing it up in a coopers shirt mean I've crossed a line?

No but your propensity towards theological fairy tale entities is a concern. Maybe you should stop drinking once the pink elephants arrive on the windowsill.

 

[loikar]

Maybe you should stop drinking once the pink elephants arrive on the windowsill.

They're big bloody flying elephants!!

YOU BLOODY WELL TELL THEM!!

They scare the shit outta me!

 

[Jase71]

oh hey! I think we share a crack dealer!

I forgot to mention, that coopers shirt looks bloody awful. Glad you donated it to the fermenter's summer emsemble.

To answer you topic title, you will be a weirdo if you stick around on these fourms, so warn your missuz that the tug of war for your heart has already begun.

 

[porky]

Confession: I've showered with my fermenters before. :blink:

And sheep....and maybe a chook?

 

[Jase71]

And sheep....and maybe a chook?

Amen to that, brother.

 

[loikar]

To answer you topic title, you will be a weirdo if you stick around on these fourms, so warn your missuz that the tug of war for your heart has already begun.

Quote From the Mrs Earlier today:

"I can tell we are coming second....you're becoming obsessed"

 

[adraine]

:angry: Ahhhhhhhh STOP how the f@*k are you all reading my mind???????
I think i need a beer........ :unsure: oh im so confused......

 

[Cocko]

Quote From the Mrs Earlier today:

"I can tell we are coming second....you're becoming obsessed"

Dont stress it BF, after a while the tide will turn.. well it did for me..

You: " I need to buy a whatever"
SWMBO: "What do you need that for?, What does it do?, But you are already making beer!"

6-12 months later

You: "I need to buy a whatever"
SWMBO: "Ok"

She will learn what is important!!

 

[Jase71]

:angry: Ahhhhhhhh STOP how the f@*k are you all reading my mind???????
I think i need a beer........ :unsure: oh im so confused......

Homebrew makes us psychic.

 

[warra48]

We should all learn to relax, not worry, and just enjoy our homebrews.

Until we actually propose marriage to our fermenters, I think we're all pretty safe.

However, I do hear mine now burbling away, and she's sounding ever so sweet. And that 8 centimeter kraeusen ring is doing things to me which can't be described on a family friendly forum, aaaahhhhh........I need a cup of tea to calm me down........too early for beer, sadly.