Alzheimer's Or Parkinson's

[fifteenbeerslater]

ALZHEIMER'S OR PARKINSONS
Which one would you rather have?

PARKINSONS of course!

Better to spill half your drink than forget where the f#ck you put it!

 

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Reminds me of related joke

At the nursing home, Betty is distraught. She's just been dumped by the facilty's romeo, Stan. She finally calms down enough to seek him out and ask him, "Why?"
He says "I've started up with Margaret."
"What has she got that I haven't?"
With a big smile he says, "Parkinsons!"