If she starts cooking the BBQ, then there's a good chance you've become the woman in the house. If she takes the TV remote it's all over.
Then again, if your wife is brewing you beer, STFU ya winging *******. <_<
She has cooked BBQs when I've been brewing & unless there's cricket or soccer on then I don't watch TV (I love aussie rules but if Westies are playing then I'm at the game & if they're not then I don't care enough to watch it).
If she was brewing me beer then I'd be happy but she's tied up my brewery for a Saturday which means she'll tie up my ferment fridge for a fortnight & then either tie up a keg or 2 for a while or I'll have to help her bottle the beer. Yr right though, there could be worse predicaments.
Given how OT this thread is getting, is it safe to assume that everyone has drunk their swap beers & we should look at having an "early 2011 everyone who can get to Adelaide & has drunk all of their swap beers" swap?