Jeez
Those sound like some pretty nasty accidents. My set-up is fairly sketchy, a 3 tier wooden (!) stand that I made up, it is a little bit wonky, but does the trick OK, I have been getting more and more worried about it the more brews I do, I am 6'4 and have to stand on my tippy toes on a stool to look into my HLT to check the temp! The other night, whilst draining to my CFC, a hose came off and very hot wort went all over my (luckily) baggy shorts, didnt burn me too much, just enough to feel like the inside of my leg got a good sunburn, and also enough to scare the crap outta me. Gonna order a March pump this week, they were always "too expensive" for me (I am a tight arse), but if I ever ended up with serious burns, I would probably pay $230 to get rid of em in a heartbeat. So, I figure I better just buy the pump, and reduce the risk by brewing at the right height. I may even take to wearing shoes, and get myself a good pair of gloves. Where would I get some of them gloves anyway? I have recently started wearing rubber gloves when I stir the wort or add hops. At least I know I wont be the only safety concious brewer out there.
All the best
Trent