Police have released some information on what some in the media have dubbed the bucketed man of mystery, bucket bribie
After a tip off from a former cult member, the old darren , police believe that the suspect is a certain bribieg, a current or possibly a former member of the ahb cult. Police went to the premises of a cult financier and supplier of goods to the cult, one ross the crafty brewer to further their enquiries. It is believed that the crafty ross then drugged the officers in some way, as the last communication received from them was slurred and almost incoherent ramblings about 27 taps. The two officers were later found unconscious and have been taken to hospital.
In a bizarre twist police believe they may have solved a missing baby case, and are seeking help for any information on cult member mark the *******. Police have warned not to provoke him in any way as he is known for outbursts of profanities and naming people as trolls at the slightest provocation.
Senator Nick Xenophon has called for an inquiry on the cult. Police urge anyone with information to contact crimestoppers.