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[Online Brewing Supplies]

I was expecting more too but it was a well polished presentation, nice work.
I must get bibles on the site.

 

[Dave70]

and now he has wasted MY time!!!! Thanks Dave...

Never mind. Next time you'll recognize you cue to slam the door shut comes at the ten second mark.

 

[Airgead]

Do not knock sticker. Bliss.

http://donotknock.org.au/

 

[Edak]

I got a BIG ASS DNK sticker on my door, it's been there for about 4 months and nobody has come except for the postie and invited guests.... It's GREAT!

 

[bum]

Do not knock sticker. Bliss.

http://donotknock.org.au/

AGL have started distributing these (or their version anyway). Must be a lot of people signing up to other utility companies from call-calling/knocking.

Those stickers don't apply to religious organisations - they are exempt from that law. They may respect them anyway as the religious are good, honest folk.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

A mate of mine used to answer the door naked when the bible crew came knocking. He doesnt seem to get anymore visits

 

[Nick JD]

I find Allahu Akbar! turns them around rather rapidly. Especially when I'm trimming my beard with my rusty machete.

 

[Dave70]

A mate of mine used to answer the door naked when the bible crew came knocking. He doesnt seem to get anymore visits

Lucky for your mate Ted Haggard didn't come a knockin. Could have backfired horribly..

Only a few years ago, Haggard was among the most prominent evangelical leaders in the country. But he fell from grace after a drug and sex scandal involving a gay male prostitute was exposed in 2006. The scandal forced him to resign as pastor of the 14,000-member New Life Church in Colorado Springs and as president of the National Association of Evangelicals.
During the scandal, Haggard confessed to "sexual immorality" with Denver male escort Mike Jones, but denied having sex with him. In the GQ article, he reasserted that, "We never had sex sex. I bought drugs and a massage from him, and he masturbated me at the end of it. That's it."

But contrary to prior statements that he bought methamphetamine from Jones but never used it, Haggard confessed that he has used the drug.
"Sometimes I'd throw it away," he said. "Other times, I'd go someplace and masturbate and use it. But it was for masturbation. And that's one of the reasons why I haven't been real clear. I don't want to stand up publicly and say, 'Hey, I'm a masturbation guy!'
Haggard said he would use the drugs while watching heterosexual and gay porn.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/ted-haggard-shares-shocking-details-in-new-interview-48697/

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Mmmmm..drugs are bad mkay......they make you masturbate..